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Old 04-21-2007, 12:36 AM
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I wouldn't screw around with this headphone amp.

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Old 04-21-2007, 12:54 AM
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My bass has enough STDs thank you.
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:05 AM
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Use protection.
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Old 04-21-2007, 11:23 AM
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Old 04-21-2007, 12:40 PM
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Ugh..i don't want to know where those ear phones have been.
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Old 04-21-2007, 12:58 PM
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I guess you'd have to wrap that rascal!

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Old 04-21-2007, 05:18 PM
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Don't want to get hearing aids
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:30 PM
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Think they would have learned from this product:

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Old 04-22-2007, 12:17 AM
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I can't believe no one has commented on the "pocket rocket" reference there aswell, .
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Old 04-22-2007, 04:02 AM
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You don't wanna put that pocket rocket in a socket.
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Old 04-22-2007, 05:29 AM
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I'm missing the point here... Can someone explain me?
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Old 04-22-2007, 09:24 AM
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Good thing i taught my bass better than to just go plugging around into anything with a quarter inch jack
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Old 04-22-2007, 01:22 PM
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Don't want to get hearing aids
haha

also that is the most sexual pocket amp of all time....ever!!
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I'm missing the point here... Can someone explain me?
On the gadget, it says "STD for bass". STD's, aids, etc.
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Old 05-07-2007, 01:58 AM
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Hi.

Hilarious

Don't want to be a spoilsport, but is that a real product or a photoshop job?

For some odd reason I've been developing this curiosity towards stupid advertising, or more accurately, towards the lack of reasearch before using something in advertising or in the product names.

I don't know why but this seems to be getting worse although there's more information available.

I don't get it. What's the deal?

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Old 05-07-2007, 08:38 AM
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who doesn't have an STD pocket rockit?
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