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01-28-2011, 11:40 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | Ib Gad A Code Imb By Dose....
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I'm working on day three of a nasty nasty cold. I woke up at 4:30 because my sinus' were killing me, I've got a fever, I'm strung out on Pseudophedrine, I'm cold and sweating at the same time, and I have a gig tonight. 
I really just wanna go home and take a nap!
It's going to be a loooong weekend.
Thank God I'm not the lead singer!!!
I'll shut up and deal with it now.........
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01-28-2011, 11:42 AM
| | | | big box of Kleenex
Plastic bag (to put used tissues in)
A thermos of hot tea
Cough drops
Drugs. Lots of drugs. The good kind. |
01-28-2011, 11:55 AM
| | | | So. Here's what you do. Wear a gas mask on stage, after drinking excessively. Jump around. Punch yourself in the stomach if need be. Than throw up in the mask while soloing. Then take it off. Slap the lead singer with vomit mask.
Congratulations. You just turned something sucky into something awesome. After you do that, give your band my phone number. They'll need a new bassist.
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01-28-2011, 11:57 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by EatADeadGoat So. Here's what you do. Wear a gas mask on stage, after drinking excessively. Jump around. Punch yourself in the stomach if need be. Than throw up in the mask while soloing. Then take it off. Slap the lead singer with vomit mask.
Congratulations. You just turned something sucky into something awesome. After you do that, give your band my phone number. They'll need a new bassist. | As much as I really do think this is awesome, I may just stick with the thermos of tea........
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01-28-2011, 12:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Catford, London | | Jalfrezi it. Don't skimp on the chillis either.
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01-28-2011, 12:37 PM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | ^ That sounds like just the ticket!! I don't think I have time to gather all the ingredients before I have to load up and go, but Jalfrezi is gonna happen sometime soon!
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01-28-2011, 12:39 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Its okay, cocaine can be taken intravenously, no need to miss out on the festivities!
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01-29-2011, 10:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sartell, MN | | Quote:
Originally Posted by EatADeadGoat So. Here's what you do. Wear a gas mask on stage, after drinking excessively. Jump around. Punch yourself in the stomach if need be. Than throw up in the mask while soloing. Then take it off. Slap the lead singer with vomit mask.
Congratulations. You just turned something sucky into something awesome. After you do that, give your band my phone number. They'll need a new bassist. | I... But.... Wha...I have no idea what just happened... *curls up in fetal position* 
My advice: if you take the above advice, don't miss a note during the solo, or it is all ruined. Also, yell "All your bass are belong to us" when you hit the singer. Or, gently remove your manpon and DEAL WITH IT!!! 
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01-29-2011, 10:24 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | It went well last night! Cold medicine kinda makes me dopey, but people are used to that by now..... My only complaint is I can't sleep. I got home aroun 2:30, and I had to get up at 7:00 because my sinus' were killing me. I think a nap in the recliner with my little dog will be just the ticket this afternoon!
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