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03-27-2011, 05:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland | | | If Chuck Norris played bass...
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which one would he play and why?
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03-27-2011, 05:22 PM
| | | | He would play a daisy rock
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03-27-2011, 05:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: San Antonio Texas | | | It wouldn't matter, it would be broken to fast. |
03-27-2011, 05:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | | He'd play a Fender jazz-bass!
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03-27-2011, 05:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | Mothman ate Chuck Norris.
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03-27-2011, 05:24 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Midland/Odessa, TX | | | A Warrior bass, of course!
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Originally Posted by powderfinger He said, "I can rock the f*** outta some Buddy Holly". | The 'Non-Clubs' club member #1...I'm a walking contradiction! |
03-27-2011, 05:29 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Knoxville, TN | | | 39.55" scale and it's called QUAKE
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03-27-2011, 05:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nashville, TN | | | peavey |
03-27-2011, 05:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO | | | Chuck Norris would string four bridge cables across the side of a barn and play it by roundhouse kicking them!
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03-27-2011, 05:40 PM
| | | | Anything above a squier p bass would be overcompensation for him, and that is just unnecessary.
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03-27-2011, 05:40 PM
|  | LICENSED TO KILL - any song I play! | | | | | For his "Texas Ranger" side!
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03-27-2011, 05:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Washington | | Haha yes, peavey.. although Chuck Norris would probally fabricate a bass outa steel wire, 55 gallon drum and a small tree.. 
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03-27-2011, 05:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Iowa | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Mothman ate Chuck Norris. | It would be the ultimate death match!!!  |
03-27-2011, 05:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | Welcome to the monkeyhouse Deanyo.
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03-27-2011, 05:57 PM
| | | | He'd play a bass made out of old memes from the mid-2000s.
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03-27-2011, 06:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Cincy (Northern KY) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by gjbassist Chuck Norris would string four bridge cables across the side of a barn and play it by roundhouse kicking them! | 
ROTFLMAO!!
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03-27-2011, 06:10 PM
| | | | chuck would never play bass, he supports no man! |
03-27-2011, 06:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Midland/Odessa, TX | | | Chuck Norris does not need a bass to shake your foundation....
Chuck Norris plays a two-string bass called "left leg, right leg" and it's amplified through your face....
Chuck Norris' bowel movements were the inspiration for bass manufacturers to build "extended range" basses...
That's all I got right now!!
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03-27-2011, 06:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Indiana | | | He would play the new EBMM "Big Chuck" which in addition to 4 band eq has an M-60 belt-fed machine gun mounted in the neck. The incredible array of switches include bass, treble, upper and lower mid, single fire or full auto, and pickup selection. Hard shell case includes truss rod wrench and 5 spare 100 round belts.
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03-27-2011, 06:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO | | Chuck Norris can achieve the brown note without using a bass!
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Originally Posted by chuck norriss Anyone doesn't like Geddy Lee? Automatic punch in the face. | SX Club Member in Good Standing/Geddy Lee Club #17/Lefties Who Play Right #4/GK Club #840/Zoom Owners Club #96
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