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View Poll Results: Would world peace exist, if everyone played a bass? | |
Yes, everyone would be playing their bass and making friends
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Yes, everyone would be playing their bass, and talking about bass on www.talkbass.com |    | 27 | 30.00% | |
No, guitar would be able to achieve world peace in half the time
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No, if everyone ate carrots, we would've had world peace decades ago
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04-18-2007, 08:31 PM
| | | | If everyone played bass, there wouldn't be any wars
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Am I right, fellow TBer's? 
or would there eventually be wars over string shortages? hahahah  |
04-18-2007, 08:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NY | | | If everybody played bass, the world would be a very boring place. |
04-18-2007, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by xgabriele  If everybody played bass, the world would be a very boring place. | there goes the master plan  |
04-18-2007, 08:40 PM
| | | | Wouldn't have to be bass, just any instrument. I would like to see statistics relating violence and musical ability. Seems to me musically inclined people are less violent. |
04-18-2007, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RWP Wouldn't have to be bass, just any instrument. I would like to see statistics relating violence and musical ability. Seems to me musically inclined people are less violent. | Musically inclined people have more important things to do than to commit murders.
oh yea, and not enough money to buy weapons  |
04-18-2007, 08:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | hows about if everyone ate carrots all of the gastrointestinal gases would solve the worlds energy crisis.
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04-18-2007, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 hows about if everyone ate carrots all of the gastrointestinal gases would solve the worlds energy crisis. | NO! That is the CAUSE of global warming!  CARROTS!! |
04-18-2007, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 hows about if everyone ate carrots all of the gastrointestinal gases would solve the worlds energy crisis. | What're we going to do, tape a bottle to our bottoms and store it throughout the day? |
04-18-2007, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by meev991 What're we going to do, tape a bottle to our bottoms and store it throughout the day? | maybe some kinda diaper 
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04-18-2007, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 maybe some kinda diaper | So what would that be, a "no-pass" filter?
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04-18-2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by RWP Seems to me musically inclined people are less violent. | Unless we're talking about Mingus' legendary temper.
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04-18-2007, 09:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Summit, NJ | | | I can't seem to get much sense out of your question... But I think carrots is what we need.
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04-18-2007, 11:29 PM
| | | | Send in the carrots!!
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04-18-2007, 11:33 PM
| | | | No we'd have more wars.
Most of the time it would probably be about the supremacy of P to J's or vise versa.
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04-19-2007, 12:06 AM
| | | | I must be the blasphemer. I hit option 3. |
04-19-2007, 01:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RWP Wouldn't have to be bass, just any instrument. I would like to see statistics relating violence and musical ability. Seems to me musically inclined people are less violent. | You've obviously never spoken to many metal heads, especially Black Metal. Some great musicians but jeez... a scarey bunch. That and drummers in general are very proficient in hitting things.
Also, I'd prefer my chances in a knife fight to someone swinging a warwick!!! |
04-19-2007, 01:19 AM
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04-19-2007, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by meev991 What're we going to do, tape a bottle to our bottoms and store it throughout the day? | It's not really practical. I mean, what with all those people out there, somebody is bound to follow through....
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04-19-2007, 02:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN | | | If everyone in played bass, there'd be no world peace, because there would be so many low frequencies shaking the planet's foundation, earth would be rocked off its axis, hurtling towards the sun. What a brilliant death it would be though, rocking out. Imagine 6 billion people playing Big Bottom...
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04-19-2007, 03:09 AM
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