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Old 04-24-2008, 06:52 PM
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i would be a very terrible bass so i never had someones hands all over me
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:00 PM
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P bass w/ a volume knob. No tone. And REAL rough around the edges.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:28 PM
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I would like to be something really cool like an Alembic Series II or a headless Status Graphite Stealth.

I would probably be a beat up Teisco bass with strings 2 inches off the fingerboard, a warped neck, and dead magnets in the pickups.

Such is the way of life
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:42 PM
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Id be a warwick corvette, people either love them or hate them, and they arent ridiculously expensive!
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:38 AM
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ie..adam clayton's lakland
you mean "almost new"? (original strings still attached as new?) lol
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:50 AM
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I'd like to be Tal Wilkenfeld's bass.
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:57 AM
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I'd probably be a cheap piece of anonymous crap that looked bad and sounded worse. And as for a bass...
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:10 AM
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I'd be a beat up p/j with a clunky p neck and a dodgy tone knob.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:14 AM
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psh a dean bass

all the fine ladys want to take pictures with me
+1 my metalman ml is quite the looker when i go around
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:29 AM
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I'd be a Knuckle Guitar Works "Quake" bass.

To match the size
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:43 PM
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I'd be Kim Deal's...
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:00 AM
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I'd be the voice box for a bass singer in a barbershop quartet. That'd be sweet. Cos then I could say stuff, and he'd be all like 'what the? why is my voice talking?', but he wouldn't be able to say it, cos I'd be his voicebox. Sweet.

Yeah that or a cheapo bass that somebody defretted and put epoxy all over. And then painted white with the paint that his dad just painted his door the day before with. Oh yeah!
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:28 AM
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A Steiny L2.

Small, a bit funny, out of fashion but reliable.

And no head whatsoever.
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