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Old 06-16-2008, 04:23 AM
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If you have a Fender do you have a Squier?

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huh?

epic fail?
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Yes I have a squier but not because I have a fender...

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Old 06-16-2008, 08:31 AM
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This was an "inside" joke about a recent,much discussed/debated topic here at TB (18 pages in one week) titled:
"If you have a Squier do you have a Fender?"
You guys must have missed it.

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I caught on instantly I remember all the fuss about it.

"What if a bird looks like a duck and quacks like one is it a duck then?"

yeah, many weird was to express points.
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'Inside joke'=reaching a bit. Spoof threads are the textbook definition of the term 'overdone'.
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j/k
This is an evil joke.

I unsubscribed from the last one... but I am drawn like a moth to the bug zapper whenever I see the title....
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Most don't, a few do. I have a Korean, "big Fender, little Squier" logo on my first bass. BTW, a great P!
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:53 AM
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Maybe. I own both, so I suppose I could say " I have Fenders and a Squier".
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'Inside joke'=reaching a bit. Spoof threads are the textbook definition of the term 'overdone'.
This IS the "Humor" section right?

As in "Sense of humor" , which apparently some people are lacking.
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What are you hiding from. It's a fair question, isn't it?
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Old 06-16-2008, 11:03 AM
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This IS the "Humor" section right?

As in "Sense of humor" , which apparently some people are lacking.
Yes, it is the humor section. I'm still waiting for some here.
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Yes, it is the humor section. I'm still waiting for some here.
Good one.
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:58 PM
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Good one.
Thank you- what prompted my snide response was the fact that there have been dozens of spoof threads deriding other TBers' 'dumb question' threads, then spoof threads spoofing spoof threads, on & on...
The first 5 or 6 are usually pretty funny, but after awhile, not so much.
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Yes, it is the humor section. I'm still waiting for some here.
Hmm! Still waiting for humour? What brought you onto this thread in the first place if only the first 3 or 4 posts are any good? Reminds me of those who complain about the content of TV programs, you have a choice. If you don't like it go somewhere else and leave those who do to have their fun!
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Hey guys, it's a joke.
See the thread in Basses.

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worst parody thread ever?

admitedly i missed the original but this seems like a poorly done spoof thread. i mean, at least stick some content in instead of just putting "j/k". maybe even a link to the original. plus the original is 10 days old, that's a long time on the internet. it's like doing a spoof news paper report about the d-day landings.

therefore i'm still marking this thread with TDR's seal of Epic Fail.

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Old 06-17-2008, 08:46 AM
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Hmm! Still waiting for humour? What brought you onto this thread in the first place if only the first 3 or 4 posts are any good? Reminds me of those who complain about the content of TV programs, you have a choice. If you don't like it go somewhere else and leave those who do to have their fun!

Who wizzed in your Cheerio's? If you read my last couple of posts it's pretty clear the OP & I are cool; how about you go away?

Edit: The phrase '5 or 6'(not 3 or 4, refers to threads of this nature. It's like a fart joke. Funny the first few times, then just tired). M'kay?
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Who wizzed in your Cheerio's? If you read my last couple of posts it's pretty clear the OP & I are cool; how about you go away?

Edit: The phrase '5 or 6'(not 3 or 4, refers to threads of this nature. It's like a fart joke. Funny the first few times, then just tired). M'kay?
Clearly my point hit the right spot.
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