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Old 05-10-2009, 06:53 PM
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Old 05-10-2009, 09:27 PM
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lol keyboardists.

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Ow, been there. Got sent on a gig with a piano player who told me to just play I, III & V he'd cover the rest. Oh yeah, keep the volume way down too. Too bad he was awful. I mean really painful. One too many nights playing the airport Holiday Inn lounge. Funny, I ended up telling him I ran out of cards I gave him a fake # too.
Told the agency I'd rather perform self dentistry than work with him again. Never seen him since, but heard a lot of similar stories about the jerk.
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When the A$$hole who pawned this job off on me gets back in town, there will be blood.
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Old 05-14-2009, 08:57 AM
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Times like that you can have fun by inserting loud out of place pops and slaps on the bass.
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:37 AM
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Old 05-14-2009, 12:59 PM
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Times like that you can have fun by inserting loud out of place pops and slaps on the bass.
And then YOU'RE never heard from again
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Times like that you can have fun by inserting loud out of place pops and slaps on the bass.
NEGATIVE, no matter what kind of @ss h@ts you get stuck with, NEVER compromise YOUR integrity.
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