If your band was a body....

[tdogg]

Theoretical Question here;
i dont know why this popped into my head. if your band was a body, what body part would the instruments be?

i guess the drummer might be the backbone.
maybe the bassplayer is the heart beat.
what would the guitarist be?
what would a keyboard be? a left foot?
how about a back up triangle? i guess that would be some sort of unwanted growth or a mole.

talk amongst yourselves....

[Phalex]

Well, the drummer and the singer would definitely be someplace around the genitalia. That's usually where you can find one of them at any given moment anyway.

[Just J]

Drummer would be the skeleton, bass would be the muscle/connective tissue, guitars/keys would be the skin, vocals would be hair, etc.

[chaosMK]

The bass would be the butt.

[meev992]

Originally Posted by chaosMK

The bass would be the butt.

they're called bassholes.

[professor_bills]

This thread reminds of that stury about the butthole wanting to be the boss and all the other body parts laughing at him..

[El-Bob]

i would be the most important of manly appendages

[theshadow2001]

We'd just be four arseholes

[OtterOnBass]

The singer would be the head/mouth. (faces the crowds and communicates with words)

The bassist and drummer would be the legs/back. (gets the body moving)

The guitarists would be the arms. (performs auxiliary, yet impressive tasks)

The keyboardist would be a headless body climbing on the back of the band. Right? Otherwise they're whatever part they want to be - rhythm, lead, prosthetic limbs, everything...

[WJGreer]

In my band, the guitarist would be the dick.

Oh, that was horrible. I am sorry.

[tdogg]

Originally Posted by WJGreer

In my band, the guitarist would be the dick.

Oh, that was horrible. I am sorry.

ha. yeah ive been in that band.