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Old 05-03-2010, 12:43 PM
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I'm the best Bass player on the East Coast!!

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It must be true........somebody told me this at our Friday night gig at the local beach bar!
Dang.......I'm gonna ask for more money next time!
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:36 PM
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Congrats! Any videos of you playing?
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:37 PM
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Damn,I thought this was another Berlin thread.
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:47 PM
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Very nice. If it means anything Im one of the best in Bullitt County.
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:48 PM
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:49 PM
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just my 2 cents :::

dont be the best, try your best =) never let compliments inflate your ego.

there is always someone better

the guys i call the best, are nicer people then most crappy bassists act. and i like that
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:59 PM
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This reminds me of a tribute page a bluegrass band here in DC put up on the Web not long ago. It says that this man was the best bass player on the East Coast:

http://www.thegrossnationalproduct.c...-hipsley1.html

Disclaimer: The statement may or may not be true, but Bob was one of my favorite bass players in the world, and I am proud to say he was my friend. If you'd ever met him you might think the same way. Believe me on this.

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Old 05-03-2010, 02:15 PM
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Wow, I'm not even the best bass player in my band. That honor is held by our tenor sax player.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:35 PM
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...actually, I'm the best bass player in my house when I'm home alone..........that's a definite.....I think.........maybe.

Some people don't get out much I guess.....
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:38 PM
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:42 PM
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i have a two feet radius covered in all directions
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:43 PM
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I'm the best bass player at my college... I'm also the only one.
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Damn,I thought this was another Berlin thread.
LOL!!!!
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i have a two feet radius covered in all directions
So do I until I shake my friend Eddie's hand.
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Can I be the best bass player in NORTH Myrtle Beach?
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:16 PM
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Can I be the best bass player in NORTH Myrtle Beach?
Might could!
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:20 PM
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:25 PM
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Wow, I'm not even the best bass player in my band. That honor is held by our tenor sax player.
That's how it was in the band I use to play tenor sax in.
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