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Old 02-22-2011, 02:27 PM
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Old 02-22-2011, 02:35 PM
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Ha Ha I know exactly the man. He says hes really a guitarist but he's a proper bassist because he can slap ya know.
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Old 02-22-2011, 03:05 PM
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Ha Ha I know exactly the man. He says hes really a guitarist but he's a proper bassist because he can slap ya know.
Then he must be legit! All the greatest bass players play slap! Let's see, there's Jaco... Oh, wait...
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Old 02-22-2011, 03:12 PM
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Then he must be legit! All the greatest bass players play slap! Let's see, there's Jaco... Oh, wait...
In fact, I recently heard a guitard say that if jaco hadn't slapped, nobody would even know who he is.

Personally, I prefer Jamersons wild tapping solos.
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Old 02-22-2011, 03:20 PM
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I could order one for myself I suppose, it directly applies to me! I do enjoy bass but my lessons and the bulk of my practice time are taken by 6 string. All the live playing I have done is on bass. Please don't kick me off talkbass lol.
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Old 02-22-2011, 06:28 PM
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Hey do those come in XL with a pocket for my smokes?
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Old 02-24-2011, 08:46 AM
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I could order one for myself I suppose, it directly applies to me! I do enjoy bass but my lessons and the bulk of my practice time are taken by 6 string. All the live playing I have done is on bass. Please don't kick me off talkbass lol.
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Old 02-25-2011, 03:44 AM
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Heh, good quote.
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