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Old 01-08-2008, 10:03 PM
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I'm so tired of these stereotypes!

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I noticed it this christmas and thought I would point it out
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:16 PM
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Well... I suppose some DB players might be considered 'dirtbags'.. however I've met several that were just normal folks!
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:19 PM
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at least it's not the dog
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:20 PM
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actually my girlfriend started calling me pigpen after this christmas...
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:37 PM
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Huh? I thought it was the drummers that were stereotypically considered the hygienically challenged ones (a stereotype partially bolstered thru personal experience)

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Old 01-09-2008, 09:22 AM
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Hey, snoopy's strumming a two string bass.

So...

What the hell does that mean?
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:07 PM
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Hey, snoopy's strumming a two string bass.

So...

What the hell does that mean?
looks like a 3 string
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Huh? I thought it was the drummers that were stereotypically considered the hygienically challenged ones (a stereotype partially bolstered thru personal experience)
Hey, that's not nice!
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:37 PM
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Hey, that's not nice!
your not nice, stinky hippo drummer!!!













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your not nice, stinky hippo drummer!!!





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Peavey you are NOT funny!
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:27 PM
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*hits peaveyuser on head with drumsticks*

Peavey you are NOT funny!
No I'm not but I'm a prick


pfft and you wouldn't hit me, remember months ago when you were flirting with me in the "The person Below Me" thread, oh the memories what happened to that Fassa



oh how big of an @$$ i am
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:42 PM
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No I'm not but I'm a prick


pfft and you wouldn't hit me, remember months ago when you were flirting with me in the "The person Below Me" thread, oh the memories what happened to that Fassa



oh how big of an @$$ i am
nah, you're just a douche. There's a diffrence.

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I noticed it this christmas and thought I would point it out
Of course, it's Pig Pen, Schroeder and Snoopy playing the instruments....the disheveled "artist" on bass, the brainiac on keys and the "dog" on guitar. Then, the plebes flailing about contributing little. Seems pretty "normal", eh?
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No I'm not but I'm a prick


pfft and you wouldn't hit me, remember months ago when you were flirting with me in the "The person Below Me" thread, oh the memories what happened to that Fassa



oh how big of an @$$ i am
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Old 01-10-2008, 09:30 AM
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Hey, snoopy's strumming a two string bass.

So...

What the hell does that mean?
It means that he's better than Jaco, since Snoopy doesn't even need four strings.
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Old 01-10-2008, 09:31 AM
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I've always loved the fact the pig pen was the bassist.
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Old 01-14-2008, 02:51 PM
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It means that he's better than Jaco, since Snoopy doesn't even need four strings.


Oh, and who's the drummer?? I've heard drums while watching the scene....
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