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Old 10-28-2010, 02:07 PM
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I'm starting a new club. It will be very exclusive. It is called...wait for it....

"The I'm so awesome other musicians are afraid of me and I get other bass players fired every time I play out and if you like any other bass, amp, or cab other than what I like you are uniformed and not cool like me and only my choices in music have any value and if your opinions do not coincide with mine at all times you can bite me club."

I will not be handing out any numbers as only I am worthy of this club. As I said it will be very exclusive.

P.S. Members of the spelling and grammar police may apply for henchmen positions.

That is all,
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:13 PM
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:17 PM
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Real-life comedy right there.
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:22 PM
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I'm a Captain in the Royal Order of the Spelling and Grammar Police. But I've decided to look the other way.
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:22 PM
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Doesn't really get much better than this here on TB now does it?
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:25 PM
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You spell well, but your punctuation is lacking.
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:28 PM
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:37 PM
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The I.T.S.A.O.M.A.A.O.M.A.I.G.O.B.P.F.E.T.I.P.O.A.I.Y. L.A.O.B.A.O.C.O.T.W.I.L.Y.A.U.A.N.C.L.M.A.O.M.C.I. M.H.A.V.A.I.Y.O.D.N.C.W.M.A.A.T.Y.C.B.M.C. club is like.............so 2009.

Can't you trying being original, something like, oh I don't know, maybe the I.T.S.A.O.M.A.A.O.M.A.I.G.O.B.P.F.E.T.I.P.O.A.I.Y. L.A.O.B.A.O.C.O.T.W.I.L.Y.A.U.A.N.C.F.M.A.O.M.C.I. M.H.A.V.A.I.Y.O.D.N.C.W.M.A.A.T.Y.C.B.M.C.?
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:40 PM
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Is this club good for metal?
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:45 PM
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Do you mean "uninformed" or "uniformed"? Either way, it works fine.
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:49 PM
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I knew a guy in the guitar chapter of this club...
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:24 PM
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:39 PM
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I don't wear a uniform.
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:43 PM
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The I'm so awesome other musicians are afraid of me and I get other bass players fired every time I play out and if you like any other bass, amp, or cab other than what I like you are uniformed and not cool like me and only my choices in music have any value and if your opinions do not coincide with mine at all times you can bite me club

or to shorten it down

tisaomaaomaigobpfetipoaiylaobaocotwilyauanclmaomci mhavaiyodncwmaatycbm club
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:50 PM
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Old 10-28-2010, 05:01 PM
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guys whats the best colour of tolex for metal
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Old 10-28-2010, 06:27 PM
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Are you assigning numbers?

Can I get #1, cause I'm better than everyone, and will use my fear to strike terror into the hearts of all that oppose my claim to #1?
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Old 10-28-2010, 06:36 PM
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I'm starting a new club. It will be very exclusive. It is called...wait for it....

"The I'm so awesome other musicians are afraid of me and I get other bass players fired every time I play out and if you like any other bass, amp, or cab other than what I like you are uniformed and not cool like me and only my choices in music have any value and if your opinions do not coincide with mine at all times you can bite me club."

I will not be handing out any numbers as only I am worthy of this club. As I said it will be very exclusive.

P.S. Members of the spelling and grammar police may apply for henchmen positions.

That is all,
have a nice day
In other words, it's the "Troll Poster's Club". Congrats on your troll post, btw.
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Old 10-28-2010, 06:42 PM
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In other words, it's the "Troll Poster's Club". Congrats on your troll post, btw.
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This!
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This thread has SO MUCH WIN! xD I'm just sitting here cracking up as I read it.
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