The Infamous Band Name Thread

[The Owl]

Thsi is for anyone who needs a band name, and I also encourage y'all to add your own here, the more the merrier!

Disneyland Uber Alles
Xerox Atrocities
Crashing Kecksburg Acorns
Jello Viagra
Premeditated Donuts
Lawn Ornament Collective
Bureau of Land Management Parcel # 318c
Baffin Island
Fumes of The Spirit Duplicator
Mattress Tag Police
The Leona Helmsley Happy Hour
Dog Catcher Election
The Professional Victims
When Actuary’s Attack
The Mute Carvilles
The Horror of Lincoln Logs
Blank White Comedy
We've Been Shatnered!
Airline Bags Orbit Saturn
Televised Paint Drying
Drive-by Trombone Solos
Pangean People’s Liberation Front
Dryer Hypnosis
Strip Mall Farm
The Postal Tourists
One-Minute Control Freak
The Neal Sarazin Story
Ancient Mayan Spud Relics
Angry China Doll
Unlawful Gravity
Desmond Doomsday
Cardboard Cutout Museum
A History of Wax
Headless Fiberglass Cows
Premedicated Donuts
Cosell Sells!

Your turn-------------

[TheDarkReaver]

lmao at 'Disneyland Uber Alles'

[saxofunk]

OK, I'll play. Here's a couple I jotted down just in case I ever join the 'right' band:

Shaggin' Ragged
Belligerent Ignorance

[louieeadg]

Duck Soup
Applesauce Solos
The Incredible Limpant

[Ripper]

the running dust-bunnies
cottage cheese donuts

[RwG]

the dayshift strippers
milking the dog
kicking marvin
yellow snow
travolta

(these are all names we've been close to using but have decided against - for some reason we chose Rabbits with Glasses instead).

[fryBASS]

the Donut one is up there twice...

[RONQUITO]

Mr. OWL? Did you...by any chance played with ZAPPA? (LMAO)

Those band name suggestions are AWESOME!!!

You have a wicked sense of humor. (Excelent!)

[The Owl]

Originally Posted by RONQUITO

Mr. OWL? Did you...by any chance play with ZAPPA? (LMAO)

Those band name suggestions are AWESOME!!!

You have a wicked sense of humor. (Excelent!)

Thank you, thank you!

Nope, can't say I've had the experience playing with Frank Zappa but I did listen to a lot of his stuff. Some people have told me my own music has some Zappa-like tendencies.

[The Owl]

Originally Posted by fryBASS

the Donut one is up there twice...

OOPS!!!

Change that to PreMEDICATED Donuts

[Valerus]

Babygrinder

[knumbskull]

Hit Him Again, Frank

[ba-dum-ba-dum]

Originally Posted by Valerus

Babygrinder

[Hoover]

I always wanted to name a band

Your Parents

[JoelCMJ]

Blue Boner

Theres one!

[Bard2dbone]

Remember it was your idea. Here is THE LIST:

Originally Posted by Bard2dbone in another thread

Okay, everybody. Brace yourselves. I found the list again. This thing goes for several pages. And the really funny thing is somebody was serious on all these suggestions. I am not going to post all of them. Like I said it goes for pages and pages. But I will post the ones that catch my eye.

Ready?

Tell It To The Priest
Blind Without a Dog
Talk To Your Daughter
Surfers From Iowa
Grubby Paws
Glass Eye Marbles
Needless Controversy
Inside Joke ( I actually like this one.)
Mars Needs Women and So Does Wayne (I'm Wayne)
Nerds On the Edge
Welfare Bound
Cartoon Characters
Bad Idea
Raised By Wolves Only To Be Killed By Science (I used this for an instrumental title)
Fools And Little Children
Lassie Loves Garfield (This ought to have been a title, but I never used it.)
Potential Cultists
Bee Movies
People With Instruments
No Sense Of Shame
Shameless (Oh look. A pattern forming.)
Black Market Teddy Bears
Irrelevant Flashbacks
Gypsies From Vegas
I Forget
Art of Vanishing (I like this one too)
Mental Radio
Golden Apples and Poisoned Pears (I used that for an instrumental title too)
Local Wildlife
Tiny Box of Fear ( I actually liked this one too.)
Gumby and Pokey
Brief Momens of Clarity
Bitten By Bruno (Bruno was a chihuahua)
The Plan
Rocket Science
All In Disguise
No Vacancy
Lost Cause
Sounds Like
Vicious Attack Snail Trainers
Professor Stupendous
Struck By Lightning Bugs
Brain Fade
Above Average
Just The Facts Ma'am
S. O. Teric
B. Tsar (Oh look. Another pattern forming.)
Wishful Thinking
Fuzzy Logic (This is the one we actually used for the next several years, This is just where it was in relation to the rest of the suggestions on the list.)
Carnival of Souls
Identity Crisis
Son of Lassie in 3-D
Formerly Something Else
Rhythmic Confusion
Rhythmic Confucius (I liked that better than the previous one.)
Wise But Wierd
Sane Asylum
Wisdom From The High Chair
Glass Hammer ( I like this one too.)
Touch Me There
Daisy's a Babe
Social Darwinists
Doctor Tongues 3-D House of Stewardesses (I think this was from a SCTV skit)


What I want you to grasp here is that this is a severely abridged list. There are four to five times this many names. And as bad as some of the ones I posted are, these are the good ones. I have kept the notebook because it has other things in it that are actually useful to me. But every once in a while I remember that, elsewhere in that notebook is THE LIST .

Enjoy.

And before anybody says the same stuff they always do when I re-post this, the names on this list were ones I came up with in 1988. So I don't care that you know some comparatively major artist or album named something on the list. I came up with it first. Okay?

[professor_bills]

I was ina band called Dragonbreath... named after the fog coming from your mouth when its cold out...We got that name when we were palying outside in NJ and a late sumer cold front blew through.

[fenderhutz]

Bobby Jalopy and the 4 Yesterdays.

[envika]

the rotating josephs
lysergius and the diethylamides

[csala]

Originally Posted by RwG

the dayshift strippers
milking the dog
kicking marvin
yellow snow
travolta

(these are all names we've been close to using but have decided against - for some reason we chose Rabbits with Glasses instead).

Dayshift Strippers is great. They'll do anything for a buck.