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Old 03-10-2010, 09:49 PM
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i have to ask- what does YMMV mean??
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Old 03-10-2010, 09:59 PM
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I thought it was the latest release by "The Village People!

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i had been wondering the same thing...
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lol, never seen that before.
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Wasn't Jenna Jameson known for endorsing the munchkin violator?
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Hmmm.. Really?

I always thought it meant "Your Mom's Massive V-" errr... Nevermind.
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