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Old 04-16-2012, 12:34 PM
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I don't understand when I'm outside playing my acouctic bass, people walk up to me and say "play some Joni hindrix" LOL. That happened about 3 times LOL. I say "its a bass" they say, I know. Smh
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Your outside playing an acoustic bass guitar? I think that is the real issue here...

Your neighbours don't want to hear you "shred" the intro to crazy train...

If it is an upright.... well then walk them out with a nice smooth bass line...
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:42 PM
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Just start wailng on the E.
Go nutso ballistic, on open E.

Then treat them like a fool for not recognizing the song.
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:35 PM
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joni hindrix was a babe
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Jimi did indeed play bass on some of his material. Learn those and you will have something when they request Hendrix.
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:39 PM
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I think they are making fun of you.
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Unless you're playing an upright, it is, in fact a guitar.
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Unless you're playing an upright, it is, in fact a guitar.
I stopped caring what people call it. A Bass is a fish. A Bass Guitar is the thing we play.
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I've come to call it b@ss. Pronounced "Batssssss." Just to ensure 100% that nobody knows what I'm talking about, instead of just 25% or so.
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The bass GUITAR is part of the GUITAR family. So it is in fact a GUITAR.
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3 different people asked you to play "Joni Hendrix"?
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Old 04-16-2012, 03:39 PM
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3 different people asked you to play "Joni Hendrix"?
I'd just play the damn joni hindrix
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I don't understand when I'm outside playing my acouctic bass, people walk up to me and say "play some Joni hindrix" LOL. That happened about 3 times LOL. I say "its a bass" they say, I know. Smh
You're on a bass forum and can't spell "acoustic" or "Jimi Hendrix", so maybe you should stop complaining about other people's lack of knowledge...
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You're on a bass forum and can't spell "acoustic" or "Jimi Hendrix", so maybe you should stop complaining about other people's lack of knowledge...
To be fair the later of those examples was in fact just paraphrase.
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get a 6 string and just play the guitar line to castles made of sand the intro at least lol
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:04 PM
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To be fair the LATER of those examples was in fact just paraphrase.
Did you mean to say *latter*?
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Did you mean to say *latter*?
Uh, later fits just fine too. As in, the later example in the OP.

What's with the grammar Nazis?
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