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Old 10-23-2009, 01:31 AM
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I've been looking for one of these!!

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Old 10-23-2009, 01:38 AM
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you know, cause all those pics are sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttt. and the price is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, as well as the descriptionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:06 AM
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I need 12 of those. I shall hang them on the invisible wall mount neck hangars, right on my invisible wall. I'll show it to everyone I have over for dinner parties.
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Old 10-23-2009, 03:59 AM
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Fender developed cloaking technology before the army?That's cool.
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Old 10-23-2009, 04:06 AM
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*bids*
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:36 AM
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You know, it could be an original jazz bass from 1960.

could.


Probably not though.


The best part to me is the seller has no feedback.
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:43 AM
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'I've been looking for one of these'

I'm guessing you're still looking.

I want to *ask the seller* what planet he's on.
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:47 AM
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I already have that one with rosewood Damn!

...I'm looking for a maple fretboard...so close!
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:49 AM
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fender bass

ebay just keeps getting better all the time.
wonder if she'll take $4000????
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This is a really nice stealth-bass
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+1. you never want to 'trade-down'. Its like cheating on your wife or girlfriend with an ugly chick, lol
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:35 PM
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Let the bidding war begin. I'll open with Maki's two cents, if the shipping is free.
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Old 10-23-2009, 03:57 PM
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So, if one is playing this bass, will anyone know?

What is the sound of a bass guitr falling over in the woods?
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Old 10-23-2009, 04:56 PM
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So, if one is playing this bass, will anyone know?

What is the sound of a bass guitr falling over in the woods?

On Mars?
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:48 PM
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Fender developed cloaking technology before the army?That's cool.
So THAT's why the guitar players get so many more girls!!! We're being cloaked by the bass!

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Old 10-23-2009, 11:37 PM
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i'll let you have mine for 6 grand.....it's a little more money,as its imported from overseas
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