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Old 06-01-2009, 10:29 AM
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Old 06-01-2009, 04:49 PM
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Old 06-01-2009, 05:15 PM
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Looks more like you smelled a fart.
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Old 06-01-2009, 06:03 PM
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Or in the process of squeezing one out....
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:46 AM
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You know, I don't think it would be the first time someone let the dogs out while playing.
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:27 PM
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Looks like you just stubbed your toe.
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:28 PM
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looks like youre feeling the groove.

i often make mouth gestures when i play that make it look like im strung out on coke
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:58 PM
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It is a good picture though. I wish I was in the garage playing right now, instead of sitting at work.
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could have hit the brown note
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Old 06-02-2009, 04:36 PM
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you look a little worried about that spider on your fretboard
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:28 PM
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its my opinion that all fenders should be maple/maple necks
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its my opinion that all fenders should be maple/maple necks
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:17 PM
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You know, I don't think it would be the first time someone let the dogs out while playing.
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its my opinion that all fenders should be maple/maple necks
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Old 06-03-2009, 06:44 AM
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its my opinion that all fenders should be maple/maple necks
I completely disagree. I think oly white and any sort of burst looks better with a rosewood neck.
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They're an SVT classic 410he on top of an SVT classic 15e.

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its my opinion that all fenders should be maple/maple necks
Agreed. And they should be metal flake red with white guard and pickups and chrome hardware, like a 57 Chevy.
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It's a AV 62. She's a beaut!
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