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04-13-2009, 02:52 PM
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bass on :3 | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: israel... | | | jaco pastorius joke...
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my teacher told it to me when i started watching jaco.
we both think that jaco is one of the best bass players ever or at least one of them. so:
how many bass players does it take to switch a light bulb?
10.
1 that will switch the light bulb and 9 to look at him and say that jaco would have done it better.
hope i made at least on of you laugh^^
thats the goal:P
bass on! 
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04-13-2009, 06:57 PM
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Dan K.
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04-13-2009, 07:15 PM
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04-13-2009, 09:07 PM
|  | I make metal look good. | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Baxley, GA | | | I find it funny based on the adulation he receives.
I personally don't care for Jaco.
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04-13-2009, 09:12 PM
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greenboy designs: fEARful, bassic, dually, crazy88 etc | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: remote mountain cabin Montana | | | There you have it then! - Jaco must suck if you don't like him!
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04-13-2009, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by greenboy  There you have it then! - Jaco must suck if you don't like him!
; } | Good sir, upon this day, you are the epitome of Win. 
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04-13-2009, 09:24 PM
| | | | Is this a thread where we all make Jaco jokes, or is it one where we just read the one by the OP? |
04-13-2009, 09:26 PM
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04-13-2009, 09:33 PM
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greenboy designs: fEARful, bassic, dually, crazy88 etc | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: remote mountain cabin Montana | | Quote:
Originally Posted by undeadbass Jaco would have told that joke better. | Or at the very least he would have been one of the first to tell it with any conviction ; } |
04-13-2009, 09:35 PM
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04-13-2009, 10:09 PM
| | I make metal look good. | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Baxley, GA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by greenboy There you have it then! - Jaco must suck if you don't like him!
; } | Eh, I never said he sucks.
Jazz just isn't my bag.
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04-13-2009, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by santucci218 jaco only needed 4. | LMAO
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04-14-2009, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by santucci218 jaco only needed 4. | Jaco needed a Pre-CBS bass with nitro-cellulose finish...I mean how many people have one of them today 
Same goes for Jamerson 
Edit: And clay dots....CLAY DOTS! |
04-14-2009, 07:12 PM
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04-15-2009, 06:42 AM
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How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4
1 to screw the light bulb in, and 3 to sing about how much they loved the old one.
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04-15-2009, 06:47 AM
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Ah, forget it- the keyboard player does it better with his left hand.
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04-15-2009, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by froglips Reminds me of this one...
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
| How many Country Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1...5...1...5...1...5...
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04-15-2009, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by phatbass How many Country Bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1...5...1...5...1...5... | NICE!!!!!
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one to hold it...since he's expecting everything else to revolve around him...
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04-15-2009, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by TheJaydin Jaco needed a Pre-CBS bass with nitro-cellulose finish...I mean how many people have one of them today
Edit: And clay dots....CLAY DOTS! | I do, but I sure can't play like Jaco. Not that I idolize him anyway.
But my '65 Precision qualifies: Pre-CBS, nitro, clay dots.
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04-16-2009, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Rick Auricchio I do, but I sure can't play like Jaco. Not that I idolize him anyway.
But my '65 Precision qualifies: Pre-CBS, nitro, clay dots. | Damn there goes my theory and excuse to get one  ...  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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