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Old 09-30-2001, 02:14 AM
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Ahh, I remember my first series of gigs with the high school Big Band on bass. It was my senior year, and I had to move from lead trombone to bass because our bassist was a dumbf*ck and went snowboarding over winter break and broke his left hand wrist. It was a three-night Arts program, and it was my first time in front of THAT many people (over 100 people). I'll break it down for ya.

First night: Scared poopless. I F up about half the songs and never fall into the pocket.

Second night: The drummer is out of town, so the music teacher tells me to put a combo together at the last minuet. I end up getting a sax player to play drums, and we do (horrible) arrangments of Chameleon and Mercy, Mercy, Mercy. On the way off the dark, crowded stage one of the stage hands hits me square in the forehead with a cymbol stand. I end up blacking out in the parking lot and having to be carried home. Great show, I would say.

Third Night: Pure magic. Me and the drummer (an old friend who I sadly don't talk to anymore after a petty argument) achieve that almost-cosmic pocket most of us only DREAM of. We could do no wrong, and it elivated the horn section to even greater hieghts. I also got the only standing ovation to a bass solo ever in my short carear, and me and the drummer are asked to take our own bow at the curtain call. I also got to wear my oh-so-fugly 70's blazer and rose-colored glasses. Sadly, still did'nt get any chicks.

Oh well...

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Old 09-30-2001, 08:59 PM
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Hahaha...

Our band plays Pick Up The Pieces and Chamelion....

We also play Channel One Suite...god I love that song...

Its fast, and sloooooooooooow.

What was funny was one time during practice the teacher stopped us after the fast riff.... and moved us ahead to one of the slower riffs where all the notes are either whole or half notes... i was half-asleep, and thought we were still on the fast riff.

This pissed the drummer off, he had a broken drumstick on the floor next to him, and a clear shot to my head, needless to say, my head hurt for the rest of the day.
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Old 09-30-2001, 09:49 PM
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Ah I hate you guys (not really), you get Channel One Suite and Mercy Mercy Mercy, me, last year I got stuck with non jazz sh*t, this year were gonna have easy as hell songs, because she chose so many sevies for Jazz Band (school has grades 7-9) Its so crap, Ill post the crap songs Ill get stuck with when we get them. Man am I pissed. Last year we had ONE song that was good jazz, Dancing Men. When I was a sevie man we had the best songs, Groovin Hard, St Louie Blues, Jumpin at the Woodside etc. But that was when we had a good band teacher. And then she gets mad if I try to thicken anything up, if its not spot on, I get lectured on how thats not how the song is supposed to be and what not. Then dont even get me started on the upright player, the one that cant even play the right notes, and hes in orchestra, he cant even get the right rythem. And when he plays a bass guitar, well lets put it this way, the guitarist was about ready to punch him in the face because he popped the strings so bad.

Sorry needed to vent.
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Old 10-01-2001, 09:23 PM
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Ouch.....

I sometimes mess up the notes...LoL

We were playing Feels So Good and I messed up baaaaad....

I'm usually good with rythem though
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Old 10-16-2001, 07:00 AM
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Your bass lines are written down!?!! Your so lucky, I'm in jazz band and I don't have anything written down. It sucks cuz I can't seem to construct walking bass lines worth the crap so were always stuck playing fusion and funk....I guess it'll just be the theme of this year...we got a cocktail party that were playing at and I'm not sure if the funk thing will work. The band teacher is trying to get me some material with written bass lines.
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