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06-14-2009, 07:03 AM
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06-14-2009, 08:32 AM
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06-14-2009, 08:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Philadelphia, PA | | Hmmm, how many parts did he use for that thing? Fender P-body, MM pup and Ibanez Headstock? Holy...???!! (hehe, pun intended on the whole "Holy" thing  )
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06-14-2009, 08:53 AM
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If Jesus did in fact carve the bass, then it's a steal!!! (Did he originally carve a
4-string and then make the strings multiply?) | 
06-14-2009, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Hutch1 "JESUS CARVED BODY 5 STRINGS ELECTRIC GUITAR BASS 8748"
If Jesus did in fact carve the bass, then it's a steal!!! (Did he originally carve a
4-string and then make the strings multiply?) | I read in Jaco 4:12 that it was an SX 4 string and He modded it | 
06-14-2009, 09:09 AM
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For dog so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten bass, that whosoever believeth in it shall not flea, but have everlasting chops. | 
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06-14-2009, 09:11 AM
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06-14-2009, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by UncleBalsamic What about John Entwistle 5:15? | Don't get me started! You're preaching to the choir baby!
Praise JesusBass! Hallelujah! Ammon | 
06-14-2009, 09:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brookfield, CT | | | That thing is so epic that I'm tempted to buy it just for the epicness of it.
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06-14-2009, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by dmusic148 That thing is so epic that I'm tempted to buy it just for the epicness of it. | i know. I mean like who wouldn't want a bass that died and rose again after 3 days... and all for your sins. I always wanted my own personal jesusbass.
"Your own personal jesusbass
Something to hear your prayers
Something that cares" | 
06-14-2009, 09:28 AM
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06-14-2009, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by phatbass It's an Antoniotsai thing. Do a Google, then run away from it. Very fast. | Oh yeah the great Apostle Antoniotsai. Spreading the glorious word for all to hear. Didn't jesusbass appear to him in a vision and he was blind for 3 days.
from Beatles chapter 9
9:3 And as he gigged, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
9:4 And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Anthoniotsai, Anthoniotsai, why persecutest thou me?
9:5 And he said, Who art thou, Lord of Thunder? And the Lord said, I am Jesusbass whom thou persecutest: hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
and then he changed his name slightly to Antoniotsai, which means in translation "he who brings jesusbass to the world" | 
06-14-2009, 09:38 AM
|  | @Crawfication Endorsing Artist: Gravity Picks | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio/West Virginia | | | I bet that thing sounds sooo holy!
Anyone looking for a Sunday Morning Church bass?
You would thing a Jesus bass would be a 10 string, not 4, in memory of his disciples.
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06-14-2009, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Jordasch I bet that thing sounds sooo holy!
Anyone looking for a Sunday Morning Church bass?
You would thing a Jesus bass would be a 10 string, not 4, in memory of his disciples. | There were 12 disciples and 10 commandments not the other way around. I don't know if I'd have a string to commemorate Judas though. It might betray the bass | 
06-14-2009, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Jordasch I bet that thing sounds sooo holy!
Anyone looking for a Sunday Morning Church bass?
You would thing a Jesus bass would be a 10 string, not 4, in memory of his disciples. | actually a 12 string...
11 of them would work great. The 12th would never quite be in tune, and would eventually just fall off.
Then it would be replaced by a string from the Moses bass.
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06-14-2009, 09:49 AM
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06-14-2009, 09:50 AM
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06-14-2009, 09:52 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Syracuse, NY | | | on a serious note the abalone cross inlays are a nice touch. I could see that on another custom bass... | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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