While on tour recently i came down from my hotel room for breakfast to find the drummer sitting at a table looking very confused.
I asked "whats the problem" and he told me he was "trying to do the hardest jigsaw puzzle" he had ever seen to relieve the boredom while waiting on the rest of us.
I asked "why is it so hard" "well its of a picture of a Tiger amongst other things according to the picture on the box" he said as he held it up.
So i told him
"Look put all the Frosties back in the box and get some toast".