Joke For Dumb (Is There Any Other Kind?) Bass Players

[mrjim123]

Just had to pass this on:

Q: How do you know when the stage is level?

A: When the bass player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

P.S. All in fun; hope nobody took offense at the title.

[WickedPissah]

i've heard it with drummers.

[fretlessman71]

Right. Other musicians have learned not to make fun of us anymore; mainly because they know we can pick and choose our gigs. It's almost like being union...

Q: How many union stage hands does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. You got a problem with that, buddy?

[Samthebassist]

Late one day a local pub saw six guys walk in, obviously in pairs of two, sit down and order their favourite after-work drinks.
The first two to seat themselves and be served by the bartender were two guys working at a major university whose I.Q’s were so high they could hardly be measured! They began discussing from Quantum Mechanics to the fine points of Particle Physics, either one as brilliantly as the other.

The bartender then went over to the next pair who were "regular guys" with ordinary jobs, with average I.Q’s, schmoozing about how hard it was today to keep up with bill payments, how high taxes were, how corrupt politicians were and all the day-to-day struggles most everyone has.

The last two the bartender served were two very badly educated, ill-mannered dolts with very low I.Q’s that could barely be measured on any I.Q. test. As soon as they'd ordered the bartender overheard one say to the other, "Oh, hey, I meant to ask ya, d'you use flatwound or roundwound on your bass?"

[insomniac2295]

booo.

that one wasn't worth all the reading. it sucked.

[Stumbo]

Stupid (b)ass jokes.