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Old 04-05-2011, 11:49 AM
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YouTube - Metalocalypse - Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Finger Master Class - Dethklok

I thought it was quite funny. The animated series is called Metalocalypse. A great show.
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funny
but it makes me wants to go throws up.
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:13 AM
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funny
but it makes me wants to go throws up.
But the truth is no, you are not, you are a liar, go homes, takes a shower, and wash... wash the shames off you! Because you suck, and, you don't, you can't doooooo it aaaaaaaaaaanyway.

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Totallyfrozen, can we take a minute to enjoy what that guy on youtube wrote in response to your comment.

Totallyfrozen - "Anything that makes fun of guitarists (aka guitards) gets my vote. HA HA! Love it!"

Sherman744 - "@totallyfrozen ur a real pice of work. All us guitarists oughta come down to whatever hick state ur from...AND KICK UR A$$! Go take a big swallow of ur boyfriends d**k"

I vote this for "Troll of the Week." Congratulations Totallyfrozen. To bad he doesn't realize that he can't really "come down" to your "hick" state.
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:46 PM
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Sherman744 - "@totallyfrozen ur a real pice of work. All us guitarists oughta come down to whatever hick state ur from...AND KICK UR A$$! Go take a big swallow of ur boyfriends d**k"QUOTE]

Down to what ever hick state. . .


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Old 04-07-2011, 02:09 PM
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Oh... my... God. Santa's a guitarist, he's on youtube and apparently he's a douche. I knew it!
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Totallyfrozen, can we take a minute to enjoy what that guy on youtube wrote in response to your comment.

Totallyfrozen - "Anything that makes fun of guitarists (aka guitards) gets my vote. HA HA! Love it!"

Sherman744 - "@totallyfrozen ur a real pice of work. All us guitarists oughta come down to whatever hick state ur from...AND KICK UR A$$! Go take a big swallow of ur boyfriends d**k"

I vote this for "Troll of the Week." Congratulations Totallyfrozen. To bad he doesn't realize that he can't really "come down" to your "hick" state.
LOL! I didn't even both to revisit that vid and see the comments. I love the internet. It's the single most reliable and readily available source of comedy anywhere on earth!!

I just get a kick out of how people take stuff so seriously and get all bent out of shape about stuff people say online. HA! I'm LOL'ing even as I type this.

Thanks for sharing that, man. That was good stuff! HA HAAAAAAA!

Maybe I'll go poke that guy with a stick and get another rise out him (I'm sick...just sick).
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Old 04-07-2011, 04:27 PM
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TF, that is great, you win!

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Old 04-08-2011, 05:56 AM
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I learnt everything I need to know about being in a band from Metalocalypse

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Toki:But Skwisgars, I wants to play's the notes and the chords like you does, but you DONT LETS ME, you DONT LETS ME!!!

Skwisgars: Can somebody tell's me's when the talks backs mic is on, so that cry babies dosent go to grandmama's house for vacation....
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