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Old 02-15-2009, 09:37 PM
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I played our Christmas services at my church this past year. Every service I dropped clams.
I just had a bad day/night of playing.

It happens.
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:38 PM
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My uncle has a great trick.
"If you play a wrong note, then play it again the next measure so people will think you did the first one on purpose"
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:03 PM
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So 1.33 mistakes per set? Pfft, rookie. You are not drinking enough!

Call us when you're making 4 mistakes per song. THAT might be something worth worrying about.
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:42 PM
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So 1.33 mistakes per set? Pfft, rookie. You are not drinking enough!

Call us when you're making 4 mistakes per song. THAT might be something worth worrying about.
LMAO...ok i thought of another one but it wasnt so bad so 5 maybe all night but they were the stupid you know better ones.. LET IT RAIN DOWN PEOPLE...i need it
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Old 02-16-2009, 04:58 AM
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Man, last Wednesday I had a gig with a class from some music related school included in the audience. This made me nervous (lots of them where bassists). My hands where so sweaty my fingers slipped off of strings and I ****ed up breaks. Because of that I felt even more insecure and as a result couldn't really put my feeling into it.

The overall sound was good though, people where dancing and had a good time. And that's what it's all about in the end.

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Old 02-16-2009, 05:05 AM
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Everyone has off nights, man. It just happens. Just be grateful that your band isn't having to bail on songs halfway through because half the band are terrible musicians and the other half got blind drunk to try and block it out.

That was me, two bands ago.
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:53 AM
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Everyone has off nights, man. It just happens. Just be grateful that your band isn't having to bail on songs halfway through because half the band are terrible musicians and the other half got blind drunk to try and block it out.

That was me, two bands ago.
Wow ..i guess i dont have it so bad after all. The guys in my band are pro's i am the newbie if there is one. They are seasoned players great performers and singers. This is why i care. We put on a good show and i demand it and want to be a team player and when i get paid feel i earned it and didnt let them down. Last Saturday night i didnt let them down but i can do better and they understand and know that...so i will. I'll be good Thanks
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:38 PM
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Yup. Happens to every one. Sometimes i just can't hold a steady beat. Just don't get too frustrated you do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFoWz...eature=related

I can understand getting pissed enough to walk off stage, but make sure you don't throw your vintage gibson thunderbird headstock-first into the stage.
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I always torture myself over a little mistake or a fumble, but when we heard a from the board recording I don't even hear the mistake!

although on our last one, I was a beat ahead for one quick triplet and i can't listen to that whole song without wallowing in self pity!

Sometimes it's good to be a bassist... no one really can hear our mistakes!
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:09 AM
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Yeah, I dropped a few clams Saturday night too. Meh, you get over it. Like some others they always seem to be on the easy tunes for me too. I tend to lose my focus a little.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:16 AM
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Here's a tip

Whenever I hit a clunker, I just turn around and give the drummer a mean look. Works every time!

Speaking of messing up, Saturday night was my last show with this band, guitarist starts the song, I sing an entire verse and the rest of the band comes in, and train wreck, everything has to stop. The song is in F, guitarist was playing in E. Ouch!
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:22 AM
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I used to sit in with a community band quite regularly some years back, and they had their wayof finishing up a performance with Ben E. King's Stand by me. Done that a few times, no problem.

So, I play the intro, just bass and drums, and as the rest of the orchestra comes in, the song goes up by one fourth. I had started on the D string instead of the G...

Last year, we were asked (read we had to, the town's administration had wanted us to do that) to play at a social evening of a sports event. The audience sucked, and me and the drummer had fun playing some particularly tasteless stuff.

The drummer was one of the locals pros, actually one of the finest you can find for many miles around. Now we played 'Cute', in which the drummer gets 2x 8 bars all for himself.
The second time, he stacked abouth three different samba rhythms on top of each other, and the sax players came back in about one and a half bars early. Trouble was, I could hear that they were playing, but not what they were playing, so I just played some very random walking bass until the end of the tune.

A few years back, I went to see Fairport Convention. Dave Pegg had just left Tull to rejoin FC.
One guitarist playes the intro to one song, and Dave almost falls off his chair, laughing. They tried it again, same result.
Several songs later, they make the third attempt, again, the guitarist blows it. They announce, 'the aforementioned song has left the building'.

And then there's the SAS Band. This is really as good as it gets for classic rock. www.sasband.com

They usually finish up their show with 'with a little help from my friends', Joe Cocker version.

Chris Thompson starts by singing, 'would you believe if I sang out a song' or something like that, and then 'and I'll try not to **** up the words'. Needless to say, I was rolling on the floor. They simply started all over again.
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