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Old 08-07-2002, 05:57 PM
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In my attempts to fling my bass around me (Like Tobin Esperance) I succeeded in making a few rather large dents in my beloved $1000 Ibanez BTB405!
Injured my collarbone the first two times coz the strap wasnt long enuf! Tried it with looser strap and WHEEE! off it plunged into a gravel driveway (drummers house). Many furious and shouted explatives spewed forth from my mouth, followed then by fits of laughter from me, the drummer and guitarist.

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Old 08-07-2002, 05:58 PM
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Old 08-07-2002, 06:04 PM
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Old 08-07-2002, 06:12 PM
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If the bass is so beloved then why are you swinging it around?
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Old 08-10-2002, 04:37 PM
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Old 08-10-2002, 04:52 PM
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Old 08-10-2002, 05:13 PM
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Hey, it already has damage. May I suggest the ultimate spectacle

At your next gig raise it way up over you head and swing down with all your might like an axe, crashing it down on the floor and busting it to smitherines Do this repeatedly until it is destroyed ......... And the crowd goes WILD

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Old 08-10-2002, 05:21 PM
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how many faces will you use bizaro
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Old 08-10-2002, 07:31 PM
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Old 08-12-2002, 09:36 PM
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i did that too at a show. I was drunk, but the strap ripped, how the heck does that happen, drunk or not. I still cant do it real well. I did the same thing u did but the headstock went right into the carpet. It was ok thank god but ive been real careful when trying that lately.
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Old 08-16-2002, 12:08 AM
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A friend of mine tried that with a squier p-bass without straplocks it flew off right into the driveway and the paint coat on it chipped off like a giant M+M

does anyone know how to do that without hurting yourself or the bass?
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Old 08-16-2002, 02:16 PM
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Lol, that kind of thing take's skill and bravery.
I have not yet done this.
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Old 08-16-2002, 05:45 PM
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A friend of mine tried that with a squier p-bass without straplocks it flew off right into the driveway and the paint coat on it chipped off like a giant M+M

does anyone know how to do that without hurting yourself or the bass?
Get straplocks, duh.
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Old 08-17-2002, 03:47 AM
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Lol, so simple STRAPLOCKS!
If you haven't heard of them then sorry for my general rudeness.
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Old 08-17-2002, 10:12 AM
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A friend of mine tried that with a squier p-bass without straplocks it flew off right into the driveway and the paint coat on it chipped off like a giant M+M

does anyone know how to do that without hurting yourself or the bass?
what the hell? why is everyone trying this in a DRIVEWAY? go to a carpeted surface, at least.
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Old 08-17-2002, 10:51 AM
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Lol, so simple STRAPLOCKS!
If you haven't heard of them then sorry for my general rudeness.
Wouldnt you think i know what they are if i used that word in my first post??? I meant to say does anyone have a throwing technique so it the headstock doesnt fly around and hit you in your back? Basses can still hurt you when the strap locks are on...

no more posting for u n00b!
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Old 08-17-2002, 10:58 AM
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Don't sweat it dude....
It's only an Ibanez......
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Don't sweat it dude....
It's only an Ibanez......

Ouch.
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Old 08-17-2002, 02:12 PM
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Wouldnt you think i know what they are if i used that word in my first post??? I meant to say does anyone have a throwing technique so it the headstock doesnt fly around and hit you in your back? Basses can still hurt you when the strap locks are on...

no more posting for u n00b!
Get straploks
Say it with me: STRAP-LOK.

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Old 08-19-2002, 03:37 PM
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ok, thread is going nowhere (and got reported) so im closing this down...

oh and Punk_311: your "IM ABOUT TO BREAK" attitude is not welcome here...

so zip it...
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