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Old 03-07-2007, 12:41 PM
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Does anyone feel a craving to play bass after sex?
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Old 03-07-2007, 12:42 PM
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more of the same
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sleep

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Old 03-07-2007, 12:47 PM
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ive played after sex a few times. not sure if its a craving necessarily though.
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Old 03-07-2007, 12:48 PM
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nah, just the opposite. I feel like tapping the wife after tapping the bass
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Old 03-07-2007, 12:50 PM
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How about playing Bass while your tappin it
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Old 03-07-2007, 12:51 PM
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I agree, more, tho, often not possible (reload times and all that ) or just, im going to sleep!
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edited the original title, could get people at work in trouble, etc.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:07 PM
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Does anyone feel a craving to play bass after sex?
Yep...

Here's a link to a (closed) thread on this subject:
Do you play better after sex?
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:36 PM
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Uhm, no craving. It can cause inspiration, though.

On the other hand, craving for a tapping leads to under-average playing, I'd say.

I guess everybody's brain connexions don't work the same
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:16 AM
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I wonder if this is how "Let's Get It On" was written.
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:27 AM
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Old 03-09-2007, 10:04 AM
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Oh yeah! I'm all for bass after the act, but that often doesn't go over well with the wife... Neither did combining the two...
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:33 PM
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nah, just the opposite. I feel like tapping the wife after tapping the bass
Yeah. I'd have to agree. Not to mention what kind of fight that would develop after trying to play bass after sex.
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Old 03-09-2007, 02:28 PM
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We've been together almost 25 years. Playing bass is one of the things I use to take my mind of the sad fact I'm not getting it as often as I used to.
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We've been together almost 25 years. Playing bass is one of the things I use to take my mind of the sad fact I'm not getting it as often as I used to.
Well, more time in the practice shed can be nice. Hehe. Gives new meaning to the term wanker...
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Old 03-11-2007, 05:17 AM
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Old 03-11-2007, 06:51 AM
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ive nver had sex but after a good swing of the bat im ready to play bass.
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I've done that a few times, usually the girlfriend gets jealous and it's time for another round. The funny thing is, more often then after, playing before triggers it. I've noticed women to get jealous of musical instruments which in turn get's them... how do you say... happy?

One time though during, I slipped and accidentally hit some notes on the keyboard, it happened to be clapping! About 10 minutes of hysterical laughter followed.

I just cracked up thinking about that

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Old 03-12-2007, 10:19 AM
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In a younger day, always and Vice-Versa

Between sets way back when. I didn't crave or need the drugs and booze or beer. Bass playing on stage and sex during breaks was all the high I could handle or needed.

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