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Old 02-24-2013, 06:01 PM
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I've honestly never heard those comments, ever.
I also have no idea what this is about. So I'll leave now...
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Old 02-24-2013, 06:03 PM
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I wanna slappa da face of people who say slappa da bass.
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Old 02-24-2013, 07:03 PM
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Sorry, but to paraphrase Hank Hill, I don't put in for ladies pictures. Seriously, that is so not a movie I would watch by choice!

Last semester when I wore a Rush shirt to class, my students asked me to pull up that clip because they thought it was hilarious. If it was representative of the rest of the movie, I couldn't imagine sitting through the whole thing. I suppose I should turn in my chick card.
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LOL! My GF said that to me once and I went on a ten minute rant about how Geddy doesn't slap and how I don't slap, and why... A couple of months later one of her friends asked if me if I "slap da bass mon", and my GF pulled her aside and said, "no, no he does not, and don't get him started"
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Old 02-24-2013, 07:26 PM
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"Maybe I slappa you fass mon!"
I died.
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Old 02-24-2013, 07:43 PM
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I thought it was pretty funny... And still do!
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Old 02-24-2013, 07:59 PM
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Hey! Look who joined TB last August!

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/member.php?u=227629

Funniest thing about THAT dude - none of his claimed influences "slappa-ed the bass".

I'm part Sicilian- I would just slappa you face.

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LOL! My GF said that to me once and I went on a ten minute rant about how Geddy doesn't slap and how I don't slap, and why... A couple of months later one of her friends asked if me if I "slap da bass mon", and my GF pulled her aside and said, "no, no he does not, and don't get him started"
Yeah, just some tasteful finger-bang clank-clank. No slappa,poppa,can you make that stupid kid stoppa?

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Old 02-24-2013, 10:34 PM
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Not as hard as you gonna be slapped when yr Mama finds out you've been going to chick-flix
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Old 02-25-2013, 10:39 AM
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LOL! My GF said that to me once and I went on a ten minute rant about how Geddy doesn't slap and how I don't slap, and why... A couple of months later one of her friends asked if me if I "slap da bass mon", and my GF pulled her aside and said, "no, no he does not, and don't get him started"
That's funny right there!!
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Old 02-25-2013, 11:12 AM
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Lighten up guys, that might be the only thing that these people know about the bass guitar. Hell, they might not even be aware of the fact that the Seinfeld intro is a synth. Whenever I hear "slappa da bass" I just laugh and say "wanna buy a cd?"
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never hear that line but i have been told that i play BULL FIDDLE.i play an aerodyne.mmmm!
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