Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 09-02-2010, 12:54 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Just wondering...

Sign in to disble this ad
Do push up bras count as rackmounted effects?
  #2  
Old 09-02-2010, 01:04 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Belgium (Antwerp)
Send a message via MSN to perogato02
It depends ... does it feed the bottom end?
__________________
Warwick Amp 2 + Cort22 + Brutal 6.12
  #3  
Old 09-02-2010, 02:11 AM
Gearhead17's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Arlington Heights, IL
GOLD Supporting Member
As long as we can play with the knobs, then yes!
__________________
www.stacherockschicago.com
http://www.facebook.com/stacherockschicago

Good bass tone starts with your hands.
DNA Club Member # 2
  #4  
Old 09-02-2010, 05:17 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Where are you supposed to plug in?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed Friedland View Post
People say a lot of stupid ****.
  #5  
Old 09-02-2010, 05:58 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gearhead17 View Post
As long as we can play with the knobs, then yes!
Only if you have enough "sustain".
__________________
My karma ran over my dogma
  #6  
Old 09-02-2010, 08:35 AM
shadowtippy's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Lake Charles, La.
Supporting Member
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muaguana View Post
Where are you supposed to plug in?
There are so many replies to that. I don't know where to start...No one ever had "the talk" with you"?
Next..
__________________
Bacon gives me a lard on.
  #7  
Old 09-02-2010, 08:38 AM
StuartV's Avatar
Must. Stop. Buying. Basses. Errrrkkkk!!!!
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Roseville, CA
Supporting Member
Yes, but if they're not at least 4U, nobody cares...
__________________
- Stu
  #8  
Old 09-02-2010, 09:15 AM
colcifer's Avatar
Esteemed Nitpicker
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Supporting Member
Yes. This is an effect that must be analog though; digital emulation just won't do.
  #9  
Old 09-02-2010, 09:16 AM
MatticusMania's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal
Send a message via AIM to MatticusMania Send a message via Yahoo to MatticusMania
Supporting Member
Boobs
__________________
Bassist for Starveya - www.reverbnation.com/starveya
Sat June 9th @ Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 10pm
Bassist - Veg#33, Buddhist#11, LGBT#5
  #10  
Old 09-02-2010, 09:47 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania View Post
Boobs
+1
  #11  
Old 09-02-2010, 09:57 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Damn it! I don't think i can top these replies now. haha
  #12  
Old 09-02-2010, 10:51 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by colcifer View Post
Yes. This is an effect that must be analog though; digital emulation just won't do.
But do you really want tube type?

ew!
__________________
My karma ran over my dogma
  #13  
Old 09-02-2010, 10:54 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Here we are...
No pics,no racks.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Carter View Post
Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine.
  #14  
Old 09-02-2010, 11:05 AM
Phalex's Avatar
Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger.
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: G.R. MI
Supporting Member
Funny you should mention that:



Last winter my drummer started the ***s for tots program. This photo is rather old, the drum rack is now completely covered in gently used female undergarments.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by BassChalice View Post
Everybody pay attention to Phalex now!
Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist View Post
My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating.
Quote:
Originally Posted by hover View Post
He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
  #15  
Old 09-02-2010, 04:08 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by mid_life_crisis View Post
But do you really want tube type?

ew!
No tube sag!
  #16  
Old 09-02-2010, 09:58 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Noblesville Indiana
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muaguana View Post
Where are you supposed to plug in?
usuallyt there's an input above and below the rack. Depends on what kind of results you want.
__________________
dear God,--Please give us back Paul Gray, and in return we'll sacrafice that Justin Bieber kid
  #17  
Old 09-03-2010, 01:07 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Tempe, Arizona, USA
Send a message via MSN to plankspanker13 Send a message via Yahoo to plankspanker13 Send a message via Skype™ to plankspanker13
BEWBIES!!
__________________
Da Clubz: Genz Benz #107, Wick #119, G&L #113,
Hot Singerbabe #1, AZ Bands #2, Ol' Basstards #53
  #18  
Old 09-03-2010, 01:22 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by plankspanker13 View Post
BEWBIES!!
Retarded Policeman, is that you?
  #19  
Old 09-03-2010, 04:39 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania View Post
Boobs

Win.


Matt
__________________
P&W#261-DIY Custom#10-Mediocre Bassist#64-Redneck Bassist#47 -Outhouseinstruments.weebly.com - Artist Formerly Known As Matt -
  #20  
Old 09-03-2010, 06:18 AM
ric stave's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Buffalo, NY
Send a message via AIM to ric stave
Supporting Member
It's a rack shelf.
__________________
Status Streamline 5/G&L L2500/Godin A4{For Sale!}
Berg IP/ADA MB-1/BossVF-1

www.thediscoduckband.com
www.initiationmusic.com
www.myspace.com/ledzeptributecoda
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:19 AM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.