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Old 07-01-2008, 09:34 PM
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Well last night we had a KILLER gig at an outdoor bar, and it definitely made my night. They had told us (a 3pc. blues/psych rock band) that we were guaranteed at least $150. Well we packed the place entirely full and were called on for an encore, but we still only got $150 because there was no cover fee.

So I left, pleased with the show, but a little bummed that we didn't get paid for such a good show.

Well while I was playing a couple of my neighbors showed up with some friends of theirs, and my mom was talking to them all. I guess that my neighbors brother just opened up a new restaurant 30 minutes away and is looking for someone to play acoustic guitar at the restaurant on thursday and friday nights. He was amazed at how good I was and that I am so young (16), and asked if I played acoustic guitar. And ironically I play acoustic guitar and a ukulele.

Im giving him a call this week, and I can finally be playing music I like aside from loud blues all the time, and its just me so I can choose what goes.

ps. I'll be making tips, and will be getting free dinners there
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:51 AM
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nice gig grab man!
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:14 AM
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If the club owner says you are going to make "at least" 150, That means you are "only" going to make 150.

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If the club owner says you are going to make "at least" 150, That means you are only going to make 150.
He's still young...he doesn't speak the language yet.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:26 AM
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[club owner dictionary]

at least = at most

sure = maybe

catering = 3$ buy-out

free drinks = 5$ bar voucher

always = never

place to sleep = place to park your van "at least"

....


anyway, cool story
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:34 AM
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:48 AM
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[club owner dictionary]

at least = at most

sure = maybe

catering = 3$ buy-out

free drinks = 5$ bar voucher

always = never

place to sleep = place to park your van "at least"

....


anyway, cool story
Haha this is very nicely done. I think if it hasn't already been done, then we should start a "club owner dictionary" on the Band Management forum. I have to ammend one...

free drinks = $5 bar voucher

or

free drinks = 2 drink tickets for the cheapest beer in the bar

and also

"we'll promote" = we might put up a flyer on the day of the show or we might spell your band's name incorrectly on our myspace page
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:22 AM
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Cool on your new gig.
At some restaurants, free dinners are the shizzle.
I remember some regular gigs at BBQ joints and Greek restaurants where the dinners were pretty memorable.

More than that, playing a different kind of music that you really (also) enjoy is excellent.
Nice going!

PS - out here in the Santa Cruz area there's a hoppin' Ukelele scene.
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:33 AM
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Club ownerese.

I'll Advertize. = Call all your friends.

I'll give you a raise next time if I can afford it. = I will never give you a raise.

I didn't make any money. = I'm making a killing off of you.
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:38 AM
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I was fixin' to say the same thing!
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I didn't make any money. = I'm making a killing off of you.


Did anyone start the club ownerese thread?
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Old 07-05-2008, 01:08 AM
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LOL that's what I was thinking too.
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:15 PM
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good stuff man, and excellent gig pick up...can't wait to get home so I can start gigging...its been soooo long
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