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Old 12-02-2008, 08:04 AM
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For sure the wife. The band doesn't get jealous when I talk to a member of another band. Nor does my band care if that other band that I'm talking to is more attractive than my band or not.
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:29 AM
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the band.

"Dude! Stick with eights!"

We were playing Havona...
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:20 PM
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I no longer have a girlfriend. And I love my band to death. Getting them all to practice on time is about my only worry
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:51 AM
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-You can always shut a woman up.Give 'em a gift,a kiss or a slap. (I kid I kid I don't hit woman.)
-You CAN NEVER even turn down volume of your guitard.

-Your gf never takes the bass frequency you are supposed to be on.
-Your guitard turns the bass all the way up and lets you choke with misery.

I'll go kick his ^+% right now.

Woman=headache (lots of it)
Bands=Un-curable neuron lose.

I love both btw,I'm a self destructive person.
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