-You can always shut a woman up.Give 'em a gift,a kiss or a slap. (I kid I kid I don't hit woman.

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-You CAN NEVER even turn down volume of your guitard.
-Your gf never takes the bass frequency you are supposed to be on.
-Your guitard turns the bass all the way up and lets you choke with misery.
I'll go kick his ^+% right now.
Woman=headache (lots of it)
Bands=Un-curable neuron lose.
I love both btw,I'm a self destructive person.
