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Old 02-19-2007, 05:02 AM
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a line of mine that makes everybody laugh everytime

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Old 02-19-2007, 07:59 AM
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I might have to try that one out soon!

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Old 02-26-2007, 02:36 AM
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Great line I may adopt it

I used to use a line I heard somewhere that never failed to get me laughs on dates too, as well as "cutey kisses" and the like, best times best near the end of the well proceeding night

"Yeah, it's important to keep a lady laughing when out on a date...problem I have is going for the good night kiss, ladies still think I'm joking".

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Old 02-26-2007, 03:42 PM
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"Yeah, it's important to keep a lady laughing when out on a date...problem I have is going for the good night kiss, ladies still think I'm joking".

I can't tell you how many girls I've had my first kiss with while we're busting up... It usually ends happy though.
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"Yeah, it's important to keep a lady laughing when out on a date...problem I have is going for the good night kiss, ladies still think I'm joking".

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