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Old 09-27-2011, 03:05 PM
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"In Wisconsin, a cemetery grounds worker is charged with stealing a guitar from a dead man. Steven Conard is accused of lifting an expensive cream-colored Fender Telecaster from the casket of 67-year-old Randall Jourdan, an Army veteran who passed away on September 19 and was brought the Allouez Catholic Cemetery's mausoleum on the 23rd. Conard's coworker James Lang told police that during Jourdan's memorial, Conard commented, "That's a Telly, a really expensive guitar. I have to have that guitar. It's too expensive to be in a crypt." When Lang later checked the casket to make sure Jourdan's prized instrument was still there, he found it missing. Police say the guitar was found on the floor of Conard's living room. According to the criminal complaint, Conard, who is charged with felony theft from person or corpse, said, "This isn't something I normally do. I just have a respect for fine musical instruments."

I personally would never steal anything, let alone a casket and military veteran. I wouldn't however want my basses to be buried with me. I'd rather give them away while I'm alive or have them arranged for when I'm gone.
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Old 09-28-2011, 08:35 AM
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They just had to put "Army veteran" in there didn't they to gain more support for the dead guy. Yay media hype.

And that's a "Tele" not Telly.

Meh. Dead is dead. Stealing is wrong. Ol' Randy would have never missed it.
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Old 09-28-2011, 08:44 AM
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Old 09-28-2011, 08:48 AM
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There's a guy here in town Buried with his 62 Strat.

I wouldn't believe it but seeing how there is photo evidence I'm privy to, I can most certainly verify that there is most definitely a 62 strat in the Casket with him!!!!

This was back in the 80's...... can you imagine?.... nevermind not going there!
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:07 AM
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I heard this story. At first the whole thing I thought was funny, but the more I read into it, the more disturbing it became.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:19 AM
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as much as I love my musical instruments I would prefer that my future children inherit them as either mementos of their dad that they could enjoy musically or visually (if they won't be musicians) or for them to sell and do something with the money that would bring a smile to their faces every time they'll think of me.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:22 AM
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as much as I love my musical instruments I would prefer that my future children inherit them as either mementos of their dad that they could enjoy musically or visually (if they won't be musicians) or for them to sell and do something with the money that would bring a smile to their faces every time they'll think of me.
I'm with you. I think it's kind of selfish to put it in the ground (or locked away in a mausoleum). It's not like it'll do a corpse any good.
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When I die, I'd like my instruments to be passed down to my children/grandchildren/etc... I want them to be loved as long as possible, so that'd be nice.
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What's the best bass to be buried with you?

Maybe it would be a bass in the shape of Zakk Wylde's Graveyard Disciple...
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