little joke

[Krystoof]

Hi, everybody!
First, just a little thing : I'm french, and I'm going to try to translate this joke. Maybe everybody knows it already... Well...
Three bassists are living in town and they share the same appartment. One day, suddenly, one of the bulbs doesn't work anymore, and the ceiling is really high.
- "S..., how can we reach this bulb to repair it?"
the three of them wonder : " What Jaco would have done, in this case?"

[Happynoj]

I like that one...

[peterbright]

He would have had a roadie change it.

[fenderhutz]

WWJ(aco)D?

What Woud Jaco Do?

I think you need to reword the punchline

[TheDarkReaver]

what would jaco do?

take enough drugs to get high enough to reach the ceiling of course

[capnsandwich]

I heard this one last week in the studio. I laughed but it may be a old one. New to me though.


A guy as walking down the street when he saw a guy choking a little kid. The guy yelled at he other guy saying, "let him go! what did he do to you for you to choke him like that?"

The other guy said "I was playing bass in that club there when this kid ran out of nowhere and turned one of my tuners."

The first guy said "Wow, that's aweful but you shouldn't be choking this kid like this"

The other guy said "He won't tell which one!!!"