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Old 11-29-2006, 09:13 PM
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I have been instructed by the Qintar to tell his adoring fans not to fear. He is off in a remote location scaling a mountain to find his "Log Cabin" beauty. This expedition is being documented by a famous documentry guy. He says that this is the hardest thing he's ever done and if you know "Wild Eagle" you know that is saying something. Last i heard he defeated a "Rockman" by ripping its heart out. I'm not making this up. Hopefully soon we will be able to show you the entire event. Please keep him in your prayers as he searches the wilderness for his "Log cabin beauty"
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Old 11-29-2006, 10:04 PM
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Wow. I thought he died or something.
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Old 11-29-2006, 10:34 PM
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Wow. I thought he died or something.
I thought he couldn't die.
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Old 11-29-2006, 10:48 PM
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Sweet mercy. Qintar, where have you been?
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Old 11-29-2006, 10:52 PM
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He's looking for his mount of crap he left camping back in '92 guys.

Best of luck Qintar! We hope after battling Tigers, Lions, and Ligers, you'll grace TB with your presence!!

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Old 11-30-2006, 06:49 AM
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I have been instructed by the Qintar to tell his adoring fans not to fear. He is off in a remote location scaling a mountain to find his "Log Cabin" beauty. This expedition is being documented by a famous documentry guy. He says that this is the hardest thing he's ever done and if you know "Wild Eagle" you know that is saying something. Last i heard he defeated a "Rockman" by ripping its heart out. I'm not making this up. Hopefully soon we will be able to show you the entire event. Please keep him in your prayers as he searches the wilderness for his "Log cabin beauty"
incredible.
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Old 11-30-2006, 09:31 AM
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^ agreed.
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Old 11-30-2006, 09:53 AM
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This expedition is being documented by a famous documentry guy.
This sounds a bit 'lame'....not convinced by any of it - lacking the colourful use of the language we have come to wince at...

Not a patch on the real thing!
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Old 11-30-2006, 09:58 AM
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Must be the meds or something.
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Old 11-30-2006, 09:58 AM
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Old 11-30-2006, 09:59 AM
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This sounds a bit 'lame'....not convinced by any of it - lacking the colourful use of the language we have come to wince at...

Not a patch on the real thing!
He's posting 'for' the Qintar. Or warming up...
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I am so happy he's still alive!
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I am a super-noob. Who is the Qintar, and why are they respected so much?
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I have been instructed by the Qintar to tell his adoring fans not to fear. He is off in a remote location scaling a mountain to find his "Log Cabin" beauty. This expedition is being documented by a famous documentry guy. He says that this is the hardest thing he's ever done and if you know "Wild Eagle" you know that is saying something. Last i heard he defeated a "Rockman" by ripping its heart out. I'm not making this up. Hopefully soon we will be able to show you the entire event. Please keep him in your prayers as he searches the wilderness for his "Log cabin beauty"

Hey Brad! Glad to hear you're doing well.
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Old 11-30-2006, 02:49 PM
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I am a super-noob. Who is the Qintar...
A very good score in Scrabble!!
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Old 11-30-2006, 04:25 PM
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This sounds a bit 'lame'....not convinced by any of it - lacking the colourful use of the language we have come to wince at...

Not a patch on the real thing!
True...clearly some 7331 n00b has hacked into the Qintar's account...either that or the Qintar just got lazy and gave his password to the first chump who asked.

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I am a super-noob. Who is the Qintar, and why are they respected so much?
I think he's the one with all the carrots
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Old 11-30-2006, 04:34 PM
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I think he's the one with all the carrots
Surely you jest!

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For you who are unaware of the Qintars incredible adventures, go to his profile and wander through the threads he has created.
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There are also many conspiracy theories about bc=q, some have tried jive=q but his A.S.S. v.3 has just started so we might figure something out in the near future.

incredible!
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Old 11-30-2006, 04:59 PM
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True...clearly some 7331 n00b has hacked into the Qintar's account...either that or the Qintar just got lazy and gave his password to the first chump who asked.

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