Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 05-08-2008, 12:29 PM
JKT JKT is offline
Registered User

Endorsing Artist: Barker Basses
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Buffalo NY
Long forgotten story

Sign in to disble this ad
I have been spending a lot of time on TB. I may have problem But it has gotten me thinking about things that have happened to me over the years that I have forgotten.

I will try and make "The crazy light dude" story as short as possible and then please tell me whether or not this is one of the most bizarre things you have ever heard.

Sometime in the mid-eighties club scene. Big hair, tight pants and bandanas ruled the earth.

We were set up, sound checked, and getting changed back stage. The sound and lights were subbed out that night and we had never met either tech before but they seemed like a couple nice competent guys.

While we were getting dressed the light guy comes back into the dressing room with a satchel and apparently starts changing his clothes. Now this didn't really cause much of a stir since there was a large amount of production that had to be loaded in and set up and who wouldn't feel better with a clean shirt right?

After a couple minutes it is obvious that this guy is going for way more than a clean shirt. He proceeds to don the whole shootin match of spandex, muscle shirt, sweat bands,wrist guards, you name it he put it on. And did his hair too.
Now even back then we were a polite, easy going bunch of lads who not only had no real ego problems but also a collective sense of humor that is still largely intact today.
So we kept our mouths shut and with a large amount of curiosity and a small amount of trepidation went up for the first set.

When the lights came up after four clicks we looked across the room and on a small collapsible riser stood the light guy... with the lighting controller strapped to him like some kind of hand held keyboard with buttons. He proceeded to do his own show from his end of the room all through our set- leaping and jumping around has he felt out our cues and ran the lighting sequences. It was one of the weirdest things I have ever witnessed before or since.

During the breaks, he never said boo about it but acted like all lighting was done that way.

I obviously blocked that night out of my memory and through some strange therapeutic TB effect, I am just now coming to terms with it.

How does this rate on the weird scale?

JKT
  #2  
Old 05-08-2008, 12:33 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Cottage Grove, St. Paul suburb
Supporting Member
The term "delusions of grandeur" comes to mind. I've never heard of anything so preposterous!
__________________
Jump it, shuffle it, swing it, slide it...I've got the blues and I can't hide it!
http://www.myspace.com/cooldisposition
  #3  
Old 05-08-2008, 12:39 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Sounds like he had a good time
  #4  
Old 05-08-2008, 03:26 PM
UnRegistered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Was the lighting any good though?
  #5  
Old 05-08-2008, 04:10 PM
90k 90k is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Arizona
Being I have been first a professional bass player and found lighting to be interesting at least. I say you go dude to this fella. as the visual is a very important part of the show. although I think he should of had one of those big figures pointing at the stage.
  #6  
Old 05-08-2008, 05:46 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Highland, CA
Send a message via Yahoo to srxplayer
I have always found lighting guys to be a bit strange so this story doesn't really suprise me...It how ever does not make it any less funny.

I don't think I could have looked at the guy during the show. I would of lost it.
__________________
Christian P&W Club Member #200
Avatar Club Member # 157
ATK Club Member # 138
  #7  
Old 05-09-2008, 09:27 AM
JKT JKT is offline
Registered User

Endorsing Artist: Barker Basses
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Buffalo NY
Quote:
Originally Posted by srxplayer View Post
I have always found lighting guys to be a bit strange so this story doesn't really suprise me...It how ever does not make it any less funny.

I don't think I could have looked at the guy during the show. I would of lost it.
That's pretty much how we all felt at the time

JKT
  #8  
Old 05-09-2008, 09:56 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Des Moines, IA, USA
That was amazing. I wish I could have seen that.
__________________
FOR SALE:
EFFECTS AND SUCH!
  #9  
Old 05-09-2008, 06:31 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Guntersville, Al.
There was two light guys right? So what was the other light guy doing? Running the lights shining on the dude running your lights?
__________________
ALABAMA BOYS CHAPTER MEMBER #6
  #10  
Old 05-10-2008, 04:21 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Calgary, AB, Canada
Send a message via MSN to heroincredible
Quote:
Originally Posted by trailer View Post
There was two light guys right? So what was the other light guy doing? Running the lights shining on the dude running your lights?
How else was he able to see the light guy?

I couldn't help but picture this guy as Dr Rockso.
__________________
'Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.' - Jack Handey
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:27 AM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.