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Old 09-30-2011, 12:08 AM
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Paid $800 for it! Got it from some dude on CL. It plays really nice too. I'm not sure if I'm done buying basses for a while, but this one will stave off the GAS for sure! Neck seems a little small though.
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Nice bass... oh wait...
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:24 AM
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:33 AM
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? NIce guitar though. Is it the 61 reissue?
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Old 09-30-2011, 02:01 AM
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Gotta convisquate that.... It's india wood. It is illegal in your possesion. It could be better in mine....

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You just got a new 1x10, right? This thing is gonna kick ass, so low through that thing man.
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the strings look too close together for my taste, to each his own
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looks like someone hole sawed the pickgaurd. That should knock about $500 of it's resale value. I think I got a spare $300. Donny should sell it.......to me.
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