Looking for jokes

[CameronPutnam]

Ive searched through this forum for two days and found two jokes. if you guys got any punchline jokes then here's the place for em ;p I'll get it started

So this girl goes to a party and meets this good-looking dude at the punch bowl. She tries everything she knows to get a conversation going but can only get a grunt out of the guy. So she gives up. The guy sort of ambles off and plops down on the edge of a fountain outside. Later she sees another decent looking fellow and approaches him. Again same thing. Nothing but a grunt or two. By now she's really disgusted so she takes him by the hand and drags him out to the fountain and says: "Here's a guy you need to meet!" So the two guys just sit there not saying a word for maybe 20 or 30 minutes staring at their shoes. And then finally the first guy says to second guy: "Which do you like better, "P" or "J"?"

[Beginner Bass]

Alright:

"A kid asks his dad for a bass for Christmas (Or birthday but, hey, 'tis the season). The dad says he'll only get one if his son promises that he will take private lessons. The son agrees.

Son Christmas comes around, and, sure enough, there's a bass under the tree. So the kid gets signed up for weekly lessons with a local tutor. For the 1st lesson, he learn E, F, F#, G, and G# on the E string. The next lesson, he learns A, Bb, B, C, and C# on the A-string. The 3rd week, he learns D, Eb, E, F, and F# on the D. The 4th week, he learns G, Ab, A, Bb, and B on the G-string.

So on the 5th week, the tutor calls the father to say that the young man never attended his lesson. So the child comes home that night at 10 PM smelling like smoke. The father accosts the truant. He responds 'Geez Dad, I had a gig tonight.'"

(Bad-a-bum)

[Nickthebass]

How many country bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

1 ... 5 ... 1 ... 5

[phmike]

A reporter is interviewing a lead singer and asks how many musicians are in his band.
He replies they have 4 musicians and a drummer.

[dalkowski]

How do you get two bagpipers to play in tune?

Kill one.