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Old 11-03-2009, 10:44 AM
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I knew I shoulda copyrighted that image 3 years ago.
Y'all owe me money!!!!
Yeah, just as soon as you pay Michaelangelo!
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:57 AM
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Yeah, just as soon as you pay Michaelangelo!
What? You telling me a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle did that painting??????
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:10 AM
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Every time I see that painting I think "Poor Adam... Poor Eve!"
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Jeez this picture would be hilarious if somebody put a doobie in God's hand hahaha
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:24 PM
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A dollar?!?! Most of us can do that for free!

Edit: ...as you are now witnessing. LOL So God is actually spaghetti and meatballs?
i know i wanted to pay shelby back for it
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:09 PM
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Jeez this picture would be hilarious if somebody put a doobie in God's hand hahaha
...or a bottle of beer
...or both of them holding Eve upside down by the ankles.

There's real potential in that pic.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:28 PM
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And looking at Adam's package, it's not hard to see why Eve was tempted by a snake.
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And looking at Adam's package, it's not hard to see why Eve was tempted by a snake.
JERK!
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That this the flying spaghetti monster.

May his noodly appendage touch us all.

Ramen.
= frickin funny
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:58 PM
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May his noodly appendage touch us all.
i always thought that were 2 balls and pee strings or however you call that i r belgian u know
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:47 PM
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That this the flying spaghetti monster.

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Ramen.
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i didn't know TB had such a strong Pastafarian following
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Best thread yet!!!!!!!!!
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That this the flying spaghetti monster.

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May his noodly appendage touch us all.
LMAO!
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:42 AM
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Every time I see that painting I think "Poor Adam... Poor Eve!"


I also think that Adam should lay off the steroids. Big muscles are all well and good, but, the side effects.........
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