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Old 07-16-2009, 02:23 AM
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And yes I am sorry but the site is in Dutch
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:29 AM
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LOL that's just briljant !
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:31 AM
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O dear god no
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:35 AM
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Ik denk dat die bas wel oerend hard gaat.
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:39 AM
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Should be great for walking lines.
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Old 07-16-2009, 08:50 AM
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:12 AM
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Uglier than having a FBI investigation!
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:20 AM
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Ik denk dat die bas wel oerend hard gaat.
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:23 AM
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Alder or ash?
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Wat krijgen we...
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Old 07-16-2009, 10:16 AM
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I'm not surprised the seller lives in Friesland.
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Gekkenhuis!
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:18 PM
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Needs more orange, and some kind of cheese reference. The fret markers shourd be various dropjes.
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:45 PM
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That will get the klommpen dancers, well......klommpen.
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:48 PM
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Ik lachten erbij zoveel!
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There are two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
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Het gaat te fur...

I do hope those klompen were made of a good tone wood, you wouldn't wan't to destroy the tone of such a great looking bass by using cheap wood
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There are two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
Well, that covers just about the entire world population
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That will get the klommpen dancers, well......klommpen.
What?
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