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Old 05-15-2009, 12:31 PM
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Okay, I'm not poking fun because lets face it, I could never drum for beans. But this made me crack up, keeps perfect time and no wanking during the fills.

Perfect... just... perfect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbN-jO11vKg
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Old 05-15-2009, 12:37 PM
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Haha thats awesome!

Traktor drum solos!
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That is simply beautiful.
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:25 PM
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a redneck's drum machine!
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:38 PM
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:27 PM
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Oh my that is so great. Love it! Although, it doesn't quite have the endings..............

Am trying to imagine driving that up next to a stage LOL. And on drums...... Traktor!
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Old 05-16-2009, 03:45 PM
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that was pretty cool.
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Old 05-18-2009, 07:31 PM
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"... and the drum machine is still the only thing getting laid ..."

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smell that? that's the taste of VICTORY!
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That drummer is a MACHINE!

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that's awesome. wonder if you could tune it to play in 7.
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That's hillarious!
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I love Tractor. anybody knows his phone # ?
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