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05-18-2010, 12:26 AM
| | | | Many would say my greatest trait as a bass player is my finger dexterity...
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A girl in the audience at our gig last week thought so too. She was in the band before us. Probably in her late 20's early 30's, black hair, pale, but very attractive.
I'm 5'11, 200 lbs. Red hair, husky. I was wearing all black (damn blues bands and their style) so I probably looked slimmer than I was.
Anyway, after our set I was watching the third band in the corner by myself, when the bass player of said chicks band comes up to me and says "oh yeah, you were great. My friend says you look like this hot guitar player she knew"....and then he walks away. Okay...***.
(This guy had a 71' Jazz bass, mint condition. Sounded amazing)
Anyway, so after another song or two the attractive girl walks up to me, and grabs my face. She said "I'm not going to hurt you"
"ok"
So I pull in closer because I thought she was going to whisper in my ear.
Suddenly, I felt on my neck a light little pinch...followed by some dampness...and...and...***...A TONGUE!?! The girl started macking on my neck with the intensity of a 1000 Rush shows.
I'm taken (though not happily) and I'm only 19 years old. This had never happened to me before. I've impressed girls with my playing, but not to the extent that they can't contain themselves...
So I immediately (okay, I waited a few seconds) back off...and say "I'm taken."
She' smiles, winks and says...
"Nice fingers".
She proceeds to walk out of the bar.
It's a damn shame I wasn't wearing jeans. I had to stay in that corner for about five extra minutes. Slacks when turned on ftl.
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05-18-2010, 01:10 AM
| | | | Congrats.
And if you're only 19, and not happily taken, fix that sh*t fast.
You're young, and you're apparently a rock star. Go have fun.
Find someone you like/love, and spend time with them.
Don't waste your time being unhappy.
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05-18-2010, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Plinkerton  Congrats.
And if you're only 19, and not happily taken, fix that sh*t fast.
You're young, and you're apparently a rock star. Go have fun.
Find someone you like/love, and spend time with them.
Don't waste your time being unhappy. |
Working on it....
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05-18-2010, 01:38 AM
| | | I keep picturing this guy because of your description, but I know that's not right. Can we have a picture of you so that this story isn't so disgusting?
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05-18-2010, 02:19 AM
| | | | was she attractive, where do you live, how long would it take me to get there, and do you know where she lives?
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05-18-2010, 06:28 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY | | The important question - was she pre or post op?  |
05-18-2010, 06:52 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Thump Music | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | 19 and not happily taken, and this obvioulsy much more experienced woman makes a move on you and you let her walk out of there alone?!?!?!?!
That was your cue to follow - then on the way to her place, ring that girl that's not making you happy and break it off.
No longer taken. 
**I in no way endorse or follow my own advice. I just give it**
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05-18-2010, 09:49 AM
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05-18-2010, 09:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by flareaga Suddenly, I felt on my neck a light little pinch...followed by some dampness...and...and...***...A TONGUE!?! | Make sure you get a rabies shot. |
05-18-2010, 09:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Zürich | | | I was playing the fast bit from "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" at school a while back, when a girl told me I must be very good with my fingers.
I didn't follow it up, just kept playing, maybe I should have at least given a Roger Moore-esque raised eybrow...
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05-18-2010, 09:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: biggleswade | | | woah man... after clearly being very much in there you epicly fail. good times, bad times as robert plant once sang.. your band need to get back there asap.
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05-18-2010, 10:38 AM
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05-18-2010, 10:45 AM
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05-18-2010, 11:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: A Coruña, Spain | | | Man, what a chance! Unless she was horrible of course, but if you say you´re not happy with your current relationship, then yo shouldn´t gone for it!
Btw getting older chicks attracted to you, congrats |
05-18-2010, 12:10 PM
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05-18-2010, 12:42 PM
|  | I'm gonna love and tolerate the **** out of you! | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | Sorry man, but you messed up. If a hot older woman hits on you then you are NEVER taken! At least now you know |
05-18-2010, 12:45 PM
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Endorsing Artist: J.C. Basses | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Phoenix, Arizona 85029 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Sorry man, but you messed up. If a hot older woman hits on you then you are NEVER taken! At least now you know | Isn't this in the 10 com MANdments somewhere?
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Originally Posted by McThumpenstein I don't think the wife would buy the "I need to take off this knob and put a whole new bass under it" story. | |
05-18-2010, 02:07 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | That was your wildcard ticket out of your unhappy situation. Sure, it would have been the more mature thing to break up with your current girlfriend first, and then gotten some. But, like you said, youre unhappy, you should have tagged the older woman while you had the chance. You could have gotten some great sex and a free pass out of your unhappy relationship all at once. Try and book a show with that band, then see if you can give the singer some 'private bass lessons'.
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05-18-2010, 02:42 PM
| | | | Older woman... licking your neck... says you're hot... *facepalm* TAKEN OR NOT, HIT THAT!!!
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05-18-2010, 02:48 PM
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