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10-22-2011, 03:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Detroit area, Troy, MI | | | Massive smoldering Craigslist FAIL.
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>>>>>Music Instructors Wanted Quote: |
16 years of experience in teaching music in a state-certified scholl and we are opening a new location in Birmingham, MI and are looking for Music Instructors. If you teach: Voice, Guitar, Bass, Percussion, Piano, Brass, Strings, Harmonica, Recording, etc... Please respond with a resume'.
| Wow, they're pretty smart for knowing to add the accent to resume. I'm guessing they were tops in their class at scholl.
Birmingham MI is a very upscale area too. They appreciate the value of good scholling. A good education will take you anywhere...
Randy
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10-22-2011, 07:41 PM
| | | | a typo? uh oh, call the rozzers! | 
10-22-2011, 07:45 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | Imagine that! A typo! The guy must be a trool.
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10-22-2011, 08:47 PM
| | | | yeah, but "scholl"? and in a public ad? looking for teachers?
even a cursory proofread should have caught that! also, browsers all have spellcheck these days.
plus, resume'? what the heck is that?
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10-22-2011, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by walterw yeah, but "scholl"? and in a public ad? looking for teachers?
even a cursory proofread should have caught that! also, browsers all have spellcheck these days.
plus, resume'? what the heck is that? | Your reading two much into this.
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10-22-2011, 09:10 PM
| | | | When I was about to get some surgery on my legs the gas passer came in to my room and explained I was going to be getting a spinal block.
I asked if there was any other way to do it and he said tell him the horror stories I'd heard about spinal blocks and he would do is best to assuage my fears.
I told him I'd never heard any horror stories about spinal blocks, I just didn't want to be the guy with a needle in my spine when the guy putting it there had an aw **** day.
Everyone is subject to an an aw **** day. Apparently the author of that ad had one recently.
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10-22-2011, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by walterw plus, resume'? what the heck is that? | That's almost as bad as typing it's when using the possessive form. Many people think that you must have an apostrophe when using the possessive form, so they type it's or its', when in reality they should just type its. It's is a contraction for it is, so whenever you see it's, replace it with it is and see if it makes sense.
I actually think that "scholl" was an unintentional typo since only the fifth letter was incorrect, and those two keys are adjacent to each other on the keyboard.
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10-22-2011, 09:19 PM
| | | | I live about 20 minutes from Birmingham... It is actually pretty nice. Judging from this ad, however, I would be worried about taking music lessons there. | 
10-22-2011, 09:24 PM
|  | put a bird on it | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Minnesota | | | this is neither massive or smoldering. A typo happens | 
10-22-2011, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by superbassman2000 this is neither massive or smoldering. A typo happens | It sure doez.
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10-22-2011, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SactoBass It's is a contraction for it is, so whenever you see it's, replace it with it is and see if it makes sense. | yep; i pride myself on my spelling and grammar, but i admit i have to mentally do this every time i type i-t-s to be sure i'm doing it right.
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10-22-2011, 09:27 PM
| | | | What's a scholl? | 
10-22-2011, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt What's a scholl? |  | 
10-22-2011, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by fourstringdrums Your reading two much into this. | I sea what you did there.. | 
10-22-2011, 09:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ontario, Canada | | | I understand everyone can write typos now and then. No biggie.
BUT a typo in an ad of a "school" is not forgiveable, especially in ads with less than 50 words. Can't the posters of the so-called school re-read and proof-read 2 lines of text?
It is a failed ad in my opinion.
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10-22-2011, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by TBAR Shane I sea what you did there.. | Eye sea wut hee did their two.
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10-22-2011, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TBAR Shane I sea what you did there.. | Tanks
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10-22-2011, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by fourstringdrums Tanks | Uh huh you welkom
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10-23-2011, 02:25 AM
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10-23-2011, 02:50 AM
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