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Old 08-18-2008, 01:35 AM
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Mike Ditka vs. Lakland

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Old 08-18-2008, 01:52 AM
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Ditka versus God?


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trick question!!

Ditka IS God!!




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What if the Lakland was a Mike Ditka signature model?
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What if the Lakland was a Mike Ditka signature model?
quick...someone call Dan Lakin...that's a GREAT IDEA!





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What if the Lakland was a Mike Ditka signature model?
Hahaha, "ah ah ah, but what if the hurricane was called Ditka?"

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I want a Butkus model Dan!
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What if it was AJ Foyt, Rick Meers, and the Bears team bus were in the Indy 500. Depends on who's driving the bus. Ditka's driving...

BEAR BUS!

BUS FULLA BEARSE!

Uhh, might still have to go with Meers.

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Our boyse were oversease. Ditka was helpin Schwartzkaahff
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I want a Butkus model Dan!
I want the William "Refridgerator" Perry signature model. You know that's got to have some wide finger spacing.
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I want the William "Refridgerator" Perry signature model. You know that's got to have some wide finger spacing.
And double Chi-Sonic humbuckers!
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But would a Ditka signature model be a J or a P?
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:16 PM
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But would a Ditka signature model be a J or a P?
I think it'd be a model Mike Ditka


the P nor the J could contain that which is Ditka.
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this is the most random thread I have ever read....I think.....
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Someone needs to make another thread asking the ever important question: "If a Lakland was made out of spare ribs, would you eat it?" I know I sure would. Then I'd wash it down with an ice cold Budweiser.
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quick...someone call Dan Lakin...that's a GREAT IDEA!
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What if the Lakland's name is Ditka!?
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D'pends. . . what if the Lakland stings were as thick as a Polish Sah-sage? Den who would be da winner?




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Old 08-19-2008, 04:27 AM
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So as an Aussie Lakland owner...

Who is Mike Ditka????
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