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Old 07-10-2010, 04:01 AM
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The misanthropic bassist club.

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No, you can't have a number.
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Old 07-10-2010, 04:02 AM
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Good, i don't want one.
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Old 07-10-2010, 04:08 AM
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Well stop PM'ing me asking for a number then.
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Old 07-10-2010, 04:57 PM
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Well, if you were a little nicer you could have a "Miss Anthropic" contest. Probably be all blonds, though...

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Old 07-10-2010, 08:36 PM
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So what number am I?
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So what number am I?
What does it matter? You're not getting one anyway!
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:41 PM
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Well, if you were a little nicer you could have a "Miss Anthropic" contest. Probably be all blonds, though...
A couple will probably be blonds with their hair dyed brunette ... ya know ... artificial intelligence.


BTW ... I'll take #11
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Screw this club and everyone in it.
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:36 PM
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I hate this club.

And if you're reading this, you disgust me and I hate you too...
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:45 PM
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I loathe you humans. Art can't save you!
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:55 PM
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I'm as personable as one half of the balcony-mates on The Muppet Show.., which means that I'm only here to heckle--part time.
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:02 PM
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BTW. Shouldn't this club be in the DB forums?
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:27 PM
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I'm going to take number one just to spite you guys.
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Old 07-11-2010, 06:21 AM
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I loathe you humans. Art can't save you!
Art Garfunkel? ... his harmonies are wonderful, perhaps he can.
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Old 07-11-2010, 09:42 AM
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The only thing I love is to hate, and that includes this stupid club.

Idiots.

Don't watch this jerk either. He hates life too.

(vulgar language alert- hope it upsets you)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQQf...eature=related

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The Miss Anthropic pagant went ahead as planned but we don't know how it went cos no-one attended out of fear of having to meet other people. I suppose the pretty blond one won but who knows.

I'm going to be number one as well then because I choose not to acknowledge you people.
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Old 07-11-2010, 12:07 PM
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Screw that Danhole. I'm number one, so suck on that. I don't care what any you say.


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Old 07-11-2010, 12:10 PM
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None of you are number one.
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Old 07-11-2010, 09:15 PM
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Society is a hole, and all people in it are destined to fail.

We've strayed so far from where we came to the point that we repeatedly breed negative traits back into the gene pool. We do nothing but destroy. We are, to the best of my knowledge, the only species who purposely restricts itself from natural actions. Society has nothing but negative repercussions, because it helps to enforce the aforementioned restrictions. These restrictions are damaging to humanity as a whole, whether you know it or not, on a psychological and physical level. You see a man who killed another person who was banging his wife and think, "What a barbarian." I see the same guy and think, "Way to ensure the success and spread of your genetics."

**** society, **** people. I refuse to even have sex because the thought of creating a person forced to live in this world strikes me as completely and totally inhumane. By the way, morality is a fallacy. No matter what you cling to, the only thing that matters is survival, and there's no room for this "honor" ********. You do WHATEVER IT TAKES to win, or else you die.

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