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Old 06-09-2009, 05:15 PM
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There is no one better then me on any instrument. I am putting together a new band but one thing must be understood from the start...I am the Alpha and you will do my laundry and massage my feet when I require it....On the other hand, you will be in a band with the greatest musician in the world!....Be good, be hot and be ready to ROCK!!!!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...207676429.html

So...what are you looking for exactly?
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:28 PM
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maybe another schizophrenic person
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:33 PM
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At least it's an actual ad lol, the Cincinnati CL musician's classified section has turned in to a messageboard for whiny rednecks and teenaged know-it-alls.

Hate to say it but CL should have an IQ test before allowing someone to post.
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:35 PM
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Oh, I have to respond to that LA post...
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:42 PM
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Oh, I have to respond to that LA post...
Please let us know how that goes for you.
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:49 PM
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At least it's an actual ad lol, the Cincinnati CL musician's classified section has turned in to a messageboard for whiny rednecks and teenaged know-it-alls.

Hate to say it but CL should have an IQ test before allowing someone to post.
having an IQ requirement for CL is like asking for an IQ test to be in a pig orgy: You're gonna alienate your target audience.
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:53 PM
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pig orgy
Isn't that the new industrial supergroup?

As far as CL messageboards, I think they're all the same. The Cincy one sounds exactly like the Columbus one!
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:24 AM
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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...207676429.html

So...what are you looking for exactly?
Haha, I saw this ad for a quick second yesterday and had a good chuckle. Eric, is this your post:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...213815972.html

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Old 06-10-2009, 09:29 AM
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:38 AM
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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...207676429.html

So...what are you looking for exactly?
Is Jack Black putting a new band together?
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:46 AM
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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...207676429.html

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He is not looking for anything. Instead, he is making it easier for all of the people who are looking for him.
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:58 AM
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Haha, I saw this ad for a quick second yesterday and had a good chuckle. Eric, is this your post:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...213815972.html

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Not me.
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:11 AM
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Someone let him know he was being talked about, only to further stroke his ego I guess.
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:14 AM
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How bout this line from a local CL for sale ad.....

"crown pwr amp model ultra tech 1010 400 rms like new needs repair"

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Old 06-10-2009, 10:17 AM
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This guy is a troll, quit feeding him....or respond and video the audition, post on YT, let fun begin...
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