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Old 10-15-2009, 06:37 AM
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this one is pretty good. it showed up last night here in good ol oregon.

****SUPER HAPPY (Ampeg Jet II) DELUXE*************
It's only the coolest amp ever created.
My ex-girlfriend's brother-in-law heard from his mechanic that Satan once used an Ampeg Jet II in a guitar duel with a Hungarian midget.
I wouldn't think of selling it except that none of my friends or family have faces anymore, because I melted them all off.
Also it's a transformer and turns into a hot blond girl when you say the secret password.
2 EL84 power tubes and 2 12AX7 preamp tubes.
Stock 12 inch ampeg branded speaker.
This pretty little screamer breaks up earlier than others of similar design (I think that's why Satan likes it) so it's perfect for all styles of rock and blues.
Gets a great lead tone with minimal effects.
It has an Accordion input!!!!! ACCORDIAN!!!!!!


http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/msg/1421792197.html
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:29 AM
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lols were delivered, thank you kind sir.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:31 AM
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Love that!
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:39 AM
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That's pretty good. Nice sales pitch. LOL
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