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Old 09-30-2010, 06:28 PM
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More Onion brilliance

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http://www.theonion.com/video/justin...d-51yea,18178/

Especially resonant around here, given his immense popularity on this forum.
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Old 10-01-2010, 06:30 AM
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"Something diabolical as Justin Beiber can only have been the product of a remorseless sex fiend" LOL
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:56 AM
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When they had the mock 9-year old victim, they went too far. Tasteless.
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When they had the mock 9-year old victim, they went too far. Tasteless.
Ya. It was funny up til that point.
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Old 10-01-2010, 09:31 AM
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Ya. It was funny up til that point.
I thought that was one of the funniest parts.

That's the Onion for you. Next time, you'll be warned.
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Old 10-01-2010, 09:36 AM
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LOLOLOL the 9 year old victim was the best part
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LOLOLOL the 9 year old victim was the best part
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:05 PM
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I laughed at the "then he told me to pee on him."

I didn't find it offensive, but then again, I don't have kids...
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Old 10-04-2010, 12:19 AM
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Now this is funny.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nat...upget-dow,625/
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:59 AM
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When they had the mock 9-year old victim, they went too far. Tasteless.
The Onion is definitely NOT for the faint of heart. I happen to think it's brilliant but I can also understand where some might feel it goes too far. Remember that it's comedy but on multiple levels - it's humor but at the same time social commentary.
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On the same theme, the "South Park" episode involving purity rings, the Jonas Brothers, and Disneycorp is pretty good.
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Old 10-04-2010, 03:17 PM
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I loved the one about the mothership coming to pickup George Clinton

And speaking of Clinton the President's new Special Forces cracked me up too

Yeah I'm going to hell for laughing at that one
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Not sure if this is funny or horrifying, but it is from the Onion, and music-related:

97-Year-Old Dies Unaware Of Being Violin Prodigy
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