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[Melodicgroove]

Thought this was pretty funny.


http://cgi.ebay.com/IMW-Hipshot-Kahl...item35a5bab53c


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[bongomania]

Yeah, I've posted a couple of threads asking for anybody to verify his claims, and basically people either posted to say "dunno" or "what a load of crap, he's nuts!". But AFAIK none of the nay-sayers had any personal experience working with him or with the bands he worked for, so all in all it's still a mystery. He did join here and make one post in one of those threads, basically repeating the same stuff it says in that auction, and challenging any of us to be as famous or well-connected as him.

[Zebbiezoo]

Doesn't Esteban's bassist use one?

[alapantera]

Originally Posted by Melodicgroove

These will Double in Price!!

Maybe I'll just buy one. If he doesn't buy it back for twice what I payed for it, I'll see him in court.

[willyrep]

Fake snakeskin "accents" equals instant wretch.

[geeza]

At least I'm not a grammar/punctuation/capitalization "Un-informed Moron!!"

[grifff]

Where could he have learned to put two commas next to each other??,,

[Randall]

mmm Bass Whammy lol. Always wanted one way back when. Dont know where/when I would use it though lol.

[Haysoochreesto]

I had a Kahler tremolo installed on my Aria Pro II when I was 16. I saved up for months for that damn thing. And it was pretty cool I have to admit. I found some pretty creative ways to use it but more importantly, I learned that the over-use of something can be bad. I learned to use the thing tastefully.

Also, unless I really frammed on the thing, my bass always stayed in tune.

As a bassist in a cover band I I can't imagine what I would use it for now, but if I were still into doing originals, I'd consider getting one.

As for the add in the OP? Classic. Specifically bashing this entire website was hilarious. What could be better for business than alienating thousands of potential customers?

[Jason P Bass]

Originally Posted by bongomania

Yeah, I've posted a couple of threads asking for anybody to verify his claims, and basically people either posted to say "dunno" or "what a load of crap, he's nuts!". But AFAIK none of the nay-sayers had any personal experience working with him or with the bands he worked for, so all in all it's still a mystery. He did join here and make one post in one of those threads, basically repeating the same stuff it says in that auction, and challenging any of us to be as famous or well-connected as him.

Q: What if you put this guy and Ed Roman in the same room?

A: You get a Nobel Peace Prize

[nbw]

Wow!! That!! those basses!! sure look!! awesome!! dude!! !!

[yem]

I dig the fins, real futuristic-like.

[MNAirHead]

Craptastic.. thing still looks higher quality than the new Fleabass

[BillMason]

Originally Posted by geeza

At least I'm not a grammar/punctuation/capitalization "Un-informed Moron!!"

What if you're a knowledgeable uniformed moron? Hmmm...

[CBgaragebassist]

"The Basses are finished off in a bullet proof, clear polyurethane Satin finish"

Hmm, lets shoot it and see...

[Lukejt]

"Everytime I try to think, nuttin happens.... "

[thudstaff23]

A Little too pitchy for me dog.

[pbd]

Originally Posted by grifff

Where could he have learned to put two commas next to each other??,,

lolololololol, thanks I needed that today!

[Staccato]

Originally Posted by willyrep

Fake snakeskin "accents" equals instant wretch.

Great response!

[kcole4001]

Dude needs! To learn some! GRAMMAR! Who does he! Think He is (!)
*William Shatner*? (!)
* W T F * ! *(?)*