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Old 05-18-2009, 07:46 AM
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Old 05-18-2009, 07:51 AM
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Awesome. This is a 'game' thread, any sage advice for the boys?
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Or snow of any color other than the all-color really...
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Or snow of any color other than the all-color really...
Which "all color"? Black snow doesn't sound appetizing.
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Which "all color"? Black snow doesn't sound appetizing.
I think by "all color" he meant white. White is the presence of all colors and black is the absence of all color. Color refers to the primary colors.
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I think by "all color" he meant white. White is the presence of all colors and black is the absence of all color. Color refers to the primary colors.
Yup white.
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