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Old 06-06-2009, 12:12 AM
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Old 06-14-2009, 09:45 PM
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Other way around. White is the absence of colour, Black is all colours.

Keep your stick on the ice.
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Keep your head up!

Always take the body!

Last, but not least, they can't score if the puck's in their end!
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Other way around. White is the absence of colour, Black is all colours.

Keep your stick on the ice.
Ahem, I have a degree in photography so I am qualified to settle this dispute:

In mixing pigments (paints), black is the mixture of all colors.

In mixing light, white light is the mixture of all colors.

So you're both right, you're just talking about different things.

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My dad told me "Son, don't ever go to jail...make them take you!" True story!


Sooooo...you're dad was a Country singer?

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